lichess @PenguinWhack271828e

Me:

1. Graduates 12th grade in 2027 (freakin' prime number bro)
2. Played chess since 2017 (using Chesskid)
3. Joined Chess.com April 5, 2020 (Old username: @PenguinWhack314159Pi)
4. Joined lichess.com Jan 1, 2021 (Username: @PenguinWhack271828e)
5. 0 is my favorite number
6. 2 is my favorite PRIME number
7. I don't have a favorite odd number
8. I'm from COMMUNIST CHINA (communist anthems play)
   1. The (not true, but strive forward to) Communist Countries are:
      1. China (family from there)
      2. Vietnam
      3. Laos
      4. North Korea
      5. Cuba
9. I live in New Jersey (NOT OHIO). Lol I know everyone hates New Jersey because we hate everyone. Well I don't...
10. My real name is Penguin (just kidding it's literally not)
11. I like chess and for some reason, almost my whole school does right now.
12. I WILL DESTROY YOU IN CHESS NEXT TIME if I know you in real life and your rapid rating is lower than mine and I lost to you (unless you're @deepbluemaster you're "literally" hacking (The quotation marks over literally make it not literally and plz keep his account open he's a good person UNLIKE ME but don't close my account either)).
    1. or unless you die too soon, of course. (PLEASE DIE IT'S WAY EASIER)
13. I blunder a lot
14. Unless I resign, I don't resign.
15. I only lose about 100% of the games I lose.
16. 雪花飘飘，北风萧萧
17. I like BRICS (Brazil Russia India China South Africa)
18. Burkina Faso is underrated
19. I GRIND GEOGRAPHY AND CHESS sometimes
20. YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY CARD IS NEVER SECURE
21. deez nuts
22. GRAMMARLY YOU DON'T MATTER sToP gIvInG mE gRaMmAr SuGgEsTiOnS
23. Did you do your Spanish lessons yet? How are you still reading this?
24. Well YEAH there's more I'm not gonna say it though
25. I plagiarized @oranges33 for my profile lol sorry

I might not know much about you...

But here, I know you...

1. Are Breathing

2. Are alive

3. Are online

4. Are reading my description if you see this

6. Didn't notice I skipped 5

7. Doesn't think that I'm older than my mom.

5. Didn't expect me to fill 5 back in

9. Didn't notice I skipped 8

10. You didn't expect me to not fill 8 back

11. You don't know my password.

12. You didn't know I don't know my Password and just use google (nah, I use my password now, but you won't guess it)

13. Didn't know that you will want to stop reading this

14. Maybe not

15. Yeah maybe not

16. Or maybe so

8. You forgot that I didn't write 8 earlier so I'm filling it back
(Audience applauds)

ok, thank you.

That Magikarp you called weakly? Well that Magikarp just evolved into Gyrados and is gonna beat you up for being mean to him!

Oh yeah, join my clubs Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm(Pokemon fan club) and Happy Numbers Like 32(Math and Votechess fan club which is anti-parrot (Try this link if the other one doesn't work)) 

Be a Billybob today

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Also, I am happy to announce that 69 and 420 are now legal at 69 months and 420 days old! (Just kidding btw)

That's all.

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