OK. Here are a few things about me (just in case you care):
I'm male;
I'm Portuguese;
I'm a Christian (Baptist);
I'm a native speaker of Portuguese;
I speak English fluently;
My Spanish is reasonable;
I'm practising my French;
I'm learning German;
I dislike swearing;
I despise any improper spelling and grammar;
I use British spelling, grammar and style in all posts;
I like to socialise (mostly on the Internet, though, for I'm rather shy in real life);
[the list may continue someday...]
As for chess... I like it, but I guess I just probably suck at it. If you'd like proof, you can always invite me for a game and see how it goes! (I play mostly by correspondence, but I can be found live sometimes also.)