I KNOW 25 THINGS ABOUT YOU ( Yes i do )

1. You are reading this

2. You are a human

3. You cannot pronounce the letter 'p' without separating your lips

4. You just tried to do it

6. You laughed at yourself

7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5

8. You just checked if there is a number 5

9. You confirmed that there was no number 5

10. You can’t stand and jump in one second

12. You just tried to do it and if you didn’t, there is no number 11

13. You checked if there was number 13

14. You have a smile on your face because you maybe didn’t fall for it

15. You think I will repeat the same and you won’t read further

16. To prove that, I asked you a question that how many balls are there in a cricket over

17. You would say 6 because that is correct but it is wrong

18. You got it wrong because there is only 1 ball used for the full over except in some rare cases

19. You fell for another trick and you also are going to fall in many other tricks and you think I won’t fall for them

20. To prove that, let me trick you again

21. You didn’t realize that I didn’t put a single full stop at the last of the sentence till now.

22. You also didn’t realize that every sentence till now started with you except the 16th and 20th one.

24. You hit your head and again fall for the same trick because there is no number 23.

23. You don’t check if there is the number 23 because you know you will fall for the trick but because you didn’t check, you will get tricked because this is number 23.

25. Now see how many tricks you fell for.

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Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That is why I did not study.
Teacher: Class dismissed.

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Here’s a quick note to know about me:

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My name: Samuel

My age: 11

My height: 5.3

My gender: male

My favorite color: red

My favorite game: Chess

My hobby: Badminton

My favorite food: Ramen

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New trophy best: 1541 trophies!

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Me everyday:

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My goat Gotham Chess: https://www.chess.com/game/live/167853468572

And you sacrifice… THE ROOK

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Best way to torture someone:

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Me every time I win:

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