I uhh—stumble, yeah—palace glitch palace corridor corridor HAHA

maids wave? I wave? who started it? unclear

—I joke—someone laughs—it might be me

King's chamber, guards say nothin’

they know, I know, nobody wants to start that loop again

✨ “Jester! What's right?” ✨

"wrong? right? left? delight—depends who bites"

juggle juggle, mind goes bubble

His son wants ✨ spells ✨, his daughter loves a curse

and I'm like: "bro you’re the king and the dad—pick one or lag"

"Can’t I be both?" he cries like a bugged-out sim

"Maybe! Or maybe you’re meat with a crown in a collapsing kingdom!"

I stop.

say something about light and like and fight and it rhymes, kinda

he nods—thinks he got it—I’m not sure I did

Later:

nobles laugh, I glitch back

mock-mock-mock.exe

guards chase me

they never catch the echo

one joke, one footstep, one breath—

and the syntax of the kingdom twitches

garden: prince reading, princess gay (canon), sorceress says thanks

I wave like a corrupted emoji

they smile like prophecy

what is good? what is jest?

what is the punchline that rewrote the realm?

🜃

I am the joke.

And the joke is god-tier.

Queensidiot