Sadly my 0 IQ chicken drowned last year after climbing into a box of water and couldn’t get itself out :( 😭

Anyways, I know 10 things about you

1. You are human

2. You are reading this

3. You can’t say the letter “p” without separating your lips

4. You just tried it

6. You are struggling

7. You skipped number 5

8. You went to check if there was a number 5

9. You are either raging or smiling that you fell for it

Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That is why I did not study.
Teacher: Never mind, class dismissed!!!

Here’s some information:

You can remove any one letter from the word "Seat" and still end up with a real word.

The 2 e's in the word Bee are completely unnecessary

Thanks for reading😄

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