//Disclaimer//

I like to write a LOT and add LOTS of comments in my writing (because I want to add my entire thought process), so if you don’t want to read my entire bio, you can skim it. But PLEASE, I would prefer if you read it all, cause you might learn something new!!! (plus everything in here is written in my font (:…)

**MY BIO**

Hello there, fellow reader!!! I’m so thrilled that you’re here. For those who know me already, that’s surprising! (You guys are wonderful) But for those who don’t know me, I’m glad you’re here.

Name/Nickname: You can call me Red, Matcha, or Fern (If you want to call me anything else, that’s fine, just make sure I’m ok with it first)

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/her

Sexuality: Straight

Status: In a relationship with my 40 oz Stanley cup named Jamie…don’t ask…

Age: Why do you want to know? Jk, my birthday is on March 25th, but I can’t tell you my age…

Favorite color: Purple, I like every shade, I guess…

Color combinations I LOVE: Red, black, and a hint of gold.

Personality type: INFJ-T, so I’m a perfectionist but a procrastinator (I don’t know how that works, but my personality type should tell you a lot about me, cause it’s supposed to be “scientific.”)

Hobbies: Binge-watching anime, k-drama, writing dystopian/fantasy, sleeping, vibing in chess clubs, reading, crocheting, painting, playing badminton and tennis, punch needling, taking care of my growing bamboo plant, watching drama unfold on chess.com, being an unpaid therapist, and just growing up/being a teenager. (That’s all I’m saying, you don’t need to know my age…)

Likes: Fish (Salmon, Tuna, Red Snapper-obviously, Cod, Flounder, Traveling, J-pop, Anime, Cooking/baking (DM me so I can send you a recipe of my favorite baked goods), playing Cello, reading Manga, drinking Boba/Matcha, Rainy/foggy days, Rollercoasters and amusement parks (I’m a thrill-seeker, meaning i might laugh like a maniac instead of screaming on a roller coaster), cute animals- CATSS, Guineapigs, Red Pandas, Otters, Owls, capybaras, Epipedobates tricolor (cute red dartfrogs with white stripes, they look very edible, but they are poisonoius), swimming, I luv flowers (but they never smell good to me, Idk why), staring into the horizon, taking a walk in nature. I also love, love, love mushrooms (eating and looking at them).

Things I love: Being a Muslim, I am proud to be one. I hope you respect that, and if you don’t, I will still try to respect you. My beloved family and my irl Friends, my cat Simba, all my friends on cc, Sweaters and hoodies (I will wear these during the summer too), and coffee. (DM me, so I can send you a pic of Simba!)

Dislikes: Mosquitoes, ticks, worms, math, folding laundry, wearing shorts, and people who don’t respect other people for who they are. (Sorry if you like any of these things, really sorry if you like the last one)

My quote that I made (well, someone else could have said this too, that I don't know about): “Life is like the Stock Market (or a Rollercoaster), it has its ups and downs.” (ngl, this is a very stupid quote)

Animes I love: Magi:Labyrinth of magic, Sakamoto Days, Jigokuraku (Hell’s Paradise), Vinland Saga, The Apothecary Diaries, Frieren, Dr. Stone, AOT, Gachiakuta, Tokyo Ghoul, Howl’s Moving Castle, Arcane, JJK, KNY, MHA, A lull in the sea (I don’t think you have the faintest idea about what anime the last one is (IF YOU DO, PLS CAN WE BE FRIENDS), all I know remember about it is, that it has too many love triangles (maybe a love hexagon?) and it made me cry T-T), etc.

Places I want to travel to: Italy, Japan, South Korea, Turkiye, Germany, France, Iceland (Btw, I’m not from there, but I REALLY luv that place, so it’s my flag now). I live in a fishbowl, cause, like, I’m a fish, lol.

I luv to make new friends here, so DM me if you want to be friends!

I am kinda bad at playing chess, but I hope to improve soon and make more friends here. I’ll try to be funny, but it’s either you see the cringe or the dry/mean/dark humor side of me. Remember, if you ever need someone to talk to, I’m here. I understand you don’t even know me, and that we are strangers, but I’ll try to make you feel better. If you're going through something with/in your family, friends, yourself, mentally, physically, or are going through depression or anything else, like a bad relationship. I will try my best to understand and respect you (: I will never sell your personal data and info (cause I don’t have a website and don’t know how to create one) or tell people here in chess, unless you want me to tell someone (I don’t know who to tell tho). Note: I am not some weirdo/faker who will say, “Oh, I hope it will get better,” or “Don’t worry”, or “I’m so sorry,” and go away. Just chat or DM me about it…

You can always take inspiration from my bio…

I like matching pfs, and I mostly match pfps with Frost (Where_Did_The-Days_Go) and Butter (M-A-L-I-C-E). My favorite anime trio is Osaragi, Nagumo, and Shishiba from Sakamoto Days, and I also love frieren!

Please join my clubs, and PLEASE, I need more members. I kinda know how to manage a club now! Thank you to those who have already joined my clubs! I really appreciate it, and if you want me to promote you to something higher, you can ask me :) (Well, that’s a huge lie, only if I know/trust you or you have been friends with me for a long time, I can’t just give it to a stranger-lol)

**MY CLUBS**

(I made three…for now, but I plan to make more)

https://www.chess.com/club/apocalyptic-dynasty/join

It’s my first club I ever made, and I made a lot of great friends here! I love my club, and I hope you join it.

https://www.chess.com/club/uma-musume-fan-club-1

The second club that I ever made, and it’s only for Uma Musume fans. Me and @MachikaneFANkitaru are the leaders of this club. Only join if you know what Uma Musume is…please.

https://www.chess.com/club/sakamoto-days-fan-club

My third club is only for Sakamoto Days Fans, and only join if you are interested or love the anime or manga.

**SHOUTOUTS**

(I’m sorry if you didn’t like what I said about you here. If you want me to write something different/change it or you want me to add you here, please DM me. I don’t know how to write about people that well. I’m only shouting out the people whom I trust and talk to often.) I’ll try to be a good friend and help you with…anything ig, because that’s what a good friend does, but I might not help that much…

@Where_Did_The_Days_Go - Aka: Frost, My best friend, my pookie snookums (idk how to spell that). He is also my favorite person on cc, loves cats, crafts, and COFFEEEEEEE!!!! I’m always watching him…(trust). We have a lot of stuff in common…I love talking to him all the time and matching pfps with him! I will always offer you an online hug and coffee whenever you need it. Remember, we can be lonely together… lol or not lol, that is the question? Thank you for existing, honestly, I'm glad I met you!!!

@M-A-L-I-C-E - Aka: Butter, my 2nd favorite person on cc. Idk why, but we are twinning 75% of the time, and we have a lot of stuff in common. I love rage-baiting him, and he is really supportive and super funny. Thanks for being by my side and just being you!!!

@angst_lilgyuu - Aka: Lilgiyuu, My FAVORITE Bestieeeeeeee, pls check out his bio, and you helped me a lot in life by checking up on me, helping my friends. I loved being friends with you the first time I ever met you. Thank you for being you, I’m glad to be friends with you!!!

@Kingdeath_68851 - Aka: Ginger Snappy, My 2ND FAVORITE Bestieeeeeee, and always is there when I need it, you are the first person to always check up on me if something happens, and I’m really happy that you always do (:!!!

@Captain-Maverick - Aka: Mav…, You are the first person whose club I ever joined, and you inspired me to make my own club, always be yourself, and never give up!!!

@miajiao - Aka: Miaaaaaaaaaaaa, She is my bestie, and she is super nice, she was one of the first people who joined my first club, and thank you Miaaaaaaaaa!!!

@MachikaneFANkitaru - Aka: Machi, My irl bestieeeeeeee, umamusume FANNNNN, Loves Machikanefukukitaru, Falco, Vodka, Kawakami, Digitan, Neo Universe, Still in Love, Zenno Rob Roy, Aston Machan, Mejiro Palmer, Cheval Grand, & Biko Pegasus!!! (She wrote this herself, btw)

@Layanne111211 - My irl bestieeeeeeeeeee, and she is a really nice person and helped me a lot irl and stuff, she loves to watch drama in other clubs and role-playing!!!

@ShadowTempt - Another Uma Musume fan, even tho i don’t know you that much, you are pretty nice!!!

@sharkychan31 - Aka: Sharkiiiii, My best friend who loves fishies!!!

@PGOpro - Even tho he will never check my bio, he is a really great friend and the only one I know irl. Thanks for always being by my side!!!

@emanuelleonard - Even tho he went through a lot, he has helped me a lot in my club and always made me feel better. Thank you for being a great person!!!

@Flower_The_Wolf - I am glad I met him, and he helped me and is always there for me. Thank you for being there when I need it!!!

@Yellow_Snapper_FISH - MY irl BESTIEEEEEEE, really niceeee and loveable. Pls help her become a better chess player!!!

@Yuri_bloodred - My twin and bestie, she is the best!!!

@gloggleogglemer - uh… is a great friend and is always supportive!!!

@crayon - Work at Crayola…(trust) and is really nice!!!

@smol_kitty213 - luv her cat pfp and is always nice and polite!!!

Do you want your name down here? Do tell me (that sounded better in my head)

**MY FRIENDS CLUBS**

(Please join these clubs too, it will make me and my friends happy)

https://www.chess.com/club/the-club-of-cats-and-champions

https://www.chess.com/club/giyuu-simps

https://www.chess.com/club/4-da-homiesss

https://www.chess.com/club/hunter-team

https://www.chess.com/club/anime-team-3

https://www.chess.com/club/make-a-joke-1

https://www.chess.com/club/the-green-dragon-inn

https://www.chess.com/club/geometry-dash-discussion

https://www.chess.com/club/anime-and-music

https://www.chess.com/club/girls-forever

https://www.chess.com/club/arcane

https://www.chess.com/club/queen-ultimatum

https://www.chess.com/club/freedom-club-4

(I might have put too many…sorry)

I LOVE CATSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

︒⚬∙︓·⠄☆ 1. You’re reading this︑︒⚬∙︓·⠄

☆ 2. You’re a human.

☆ 3. You can’t say the letter P without separating your lips.

☆ 4. You’ve just attempted to do it.

☆ 6. You’re laughing at yourself.

☆ 7. You have a smile on your face, and you skipped number 5.

☆ 8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.

☆ 9. You laughed at this because you fell for it, and everyone else did too.

☆ 10. Now copy and paste this to see who else falls for it, too.

(btw, I got this from @Leonotpro, and changed the font)

Ok, jokes aside now. I absolutely don’t support bullying and self-harm. I believe everyone is the same inside (you know, like flesh, blood, and feelings), unless you have something inside that we don’t know about. Lol or not lol, that is the question…sorry, not lol, I guess, (see this is what I told you earlier about my dark humor, DM me if you’re dealing with any of this, I’ll try to help…)

The thing about humans is that you have to determine if the people around you are being honest or not, cause sometimes they want to a c t. Human feelings are very delicate and fragile…Will someone remember 10 years later if someone did something world-changing or not? To be honest, people are sad after someone dies, but two months later, they forget all about it and go on with their daily lives, as if the person who died didn’t exist at all. We are pathetic and selfish and greedy, that’s the truth about the human nature. We want more than we need and forget about the people dying in the streets, hungry, cold, and homeless. Why should you care about what I have to say? The real world is harsh, and some people come here to cope with it. I ask myself every day, "What is true love?”… “What is happiness?”… The way you might answer that question depends on where you live, how you were raised, and how you view this world. And you’ll forget about this anyway… my words are meaningless, anyway. Sorry for getting realistic all of a sudden. (No, I did not copy and paste this; I actually thought about it and typed it)

BULLYING? THINK YOU‘RE SO COOL? THE GIRL YOU JUST CALLED FAT?… SHE IS OVERDOSING ON DIET PILLS. THE GIRL YOU JUST CALLED UGLY?… SHE SPENDS HOURS PUTTING ON MAKEUP AT HOME HOPING PEOPLE WILL LIKE HER. THE BOY YOU JUST TRIPPED?… HE IS ABUSED ENOUGH AT HOME. SEE THAT MAN WITH THE SCARS?… HE FOUGHT FOR HIS COUNTRY. THAT GUY YOU JUST MADE FUN OF FOR CRYING?… HIS MOTHER IS DYING. COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU’RE AGAINST BULLYING. I BET 95% OF YOU WON’T COPY AND PASTE THIS, BUT I’M SURE THE PEOPLE WITH HEART AND BACKBONE WILL! (I copied and pasted this from @lil_giyuu, then I changed the font, to see who else will do the same)

*SORRY IF MY BIO WAS WAY TOO LONG AND BORING. YOU CAN REST AND CLOSE YOUR EYES NOW. TAKE A DEEP BREATH. TOUCH GRASS. SLEEP. YOU DESERVE A BREAK AFTER READING ALL THAT*

Btw, I never expected this, but THANK YOU for the 945+ views, I appreciate each and every one of you guys!!!

BYEEEE!!! Guys, thanks for reading my bio…I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day!!!

Last/recently edited: April 15th, 2026

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