PRESENTING: ARTEM "THE GOAT" LOBOV

Welcome to the official Chess.com account of the "Greatest of ALL TIME" mixed martial artist, Artem Lobov.

WARNING: This account IS an engine - Artem Lobov is an unstoppable engine, stronger than SF and Komodo and AlphaZero.

It is rumored that Artem Lobov has solved chess, but that he purposefully plays much worse than perfect to give his opponents a fun game.

Artem Lobov's unmatched stats. To keep his fights competitive, and to avoid accidentally killing his opponents, he greatly reduces his power when fighting, from infinite to about 552.5.

Artem Lobov, the undisputed GOAT of MMA, recently decided to step out of the UFC (Ultimate Fighting Competition), to give his opponents a chance to fight for the belt.

Artem with his loyal top student, Conor McGregor, who he trained to become a two-division champion.

Excerpts:

The great, noble Lord Artem appeared before Conor, and declared, "For thy loyalty, thou shalt be granted the power of mixed martial arts, and none shalt surpass thee in this skill." As Lord Artem spoketh, he touched Conor's left hand, and, thus a champion was created. (Verse 13.6)

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However, as Lord Artem was caught off guard, Khabib managed to grasp Lord Artem's neck, and the some of the holy power of Lord Artem was transferred into Khabib that moment. Using his newfound power, Khabib fought with Conor, and defeated him. (Verse 19.4)

Artem Lobov with his three belts. Champions of all weight divisions have admitted that Artem could easily step up and take the belt from them, if he wanted to.

Miscellaneous:

"Death row inmates are offered the chance to fight Artem Lobov. If they survive the first two seconds, they will be granted full clemency." (Constitution of the United States of America)

"Artem Lobov has never been punched in the face before. Instead, he delivers vicious headbutts to the opponent's hands." (Joe Rogan, MMA Veteran)

USCF 2000+. Formerly Cherub_Enjel. Getting back into chess after a long time off, due to school, etc. Some of the stuff I post is just trolling, for fun. Please don't be offended.

RussianHAMMER