Sir Reggie Pith is "manager extraordinaire" of the one and only Chexx Pistols chess club. Reggie spends his mornings walking barefoot along the beach - while thinking of chess.

Mid-day is spent barefoot, looking for his misplaced shoes - while still thinking of chess.

And finally, Reggie's evenings are spent playing chess - while not thinking at all.

But Reggie's first love is for the Chexx Pistols chess club and its many wonderful members.

The Chexx Pistols offer you: camaraderie, competition and a newfound reason for breathing. Join us today and get ALL THREE for FREE! But, HURRY! Government studies have revealed that "...breathing has proven absolutely necessary for optimal health."

JOIN TODAY AND BREATH EASIER KNOWING YOU'VE MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE! 😉

3 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN THE CHEXX PISTOLS TODAY…

Chexx Pistols members instantly become: ‘Exxtra Sexxy.’
The Chexx Pistols club is where runaway circus performers go… we’re always entertaining and enjoy juggling multiple club matches!
We Chexx Pistols are just awful. But everyone else is worse! Join us winners! 😂 (In truth, the Chexx Pistols chess club and members are simply... cool. That's why we attract so many strong players who can help you improve your game. Better yet, when you display a club logo like ours on your profile page, you'll immediately get the respect you truly deserve! 😉

✅ YES, REGGIE! MAKE ME A SEXXY CHEXX PISTOLS MEMBER, TOO!

JUST CLICK THE LINK BELOW - COMES WITH A 30-DAY ‘LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT’ GUARANTEE! - POOR RATINGS? NO PROBLEM - ALL ARE WELCOME! AND WE NEVER PRESSURE YOU TO COMPETE. PLAY IF AND WHEN YOU WANT!

https://www.chess.com/club/chexx-pistols/join

Above is “G’Knight,” the Chexx Pistols’ ever present mascot, guardian and good luck charm.

The "We Want(s) You!" is NOT a misspelling.... it's just our street-savvy way of saying, "Forget the formalities! Win or lose, let's just enjoy a bit of chess together.”

Here is the 1st place trophy for the Chexx Pistols’ ‘Battle for the Holy Grail’ Tournament. The Chexx Pistols always have something cool happening!

This is a personal invitation to each and every one of you: Come on and join us, we'd love to have you! - Reggie.

SirReggiePith