soccerisfunVA

Hi my name is Lucas. I enjoy soccer and I'm home schooled. I like classical music I like Can-Can by-Offenbach and Handel's Messiah. And I have lived in Guatemala for 6 months (for those who don't know like Caedmon I am Guatemalan). I like Ronaldo more than Messi. I like Trump way more than I like Biden.

"America's a nation that can be defined in a single word aujufustiflafhksjweuhkshdxijingpan"

-Joe Biden.

“Get going. Move forward. Aim High. Plan a takeoff. Don't just sit on the runway and hope someone will come along and push the airplane. It simply won't happen. Change your attitude and gain some altitude. Believe me, you'll love it up here.”

― Donald Trump.

"I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church."

Donald Trump

Shoutout to @LordhunkyHair3 for drawing this!

That's all you need to know.

Now for the shoutouts!!

@YourFeatheredGodChicken19 (My amazing soccer friend) ❌

@LetsTalkMusic101 (Still my amazing soccer friend)

@LordHunkyhair3 (My cool Scottish Missionary bro)

@LITO13mtz (One of the greats) ❌

@2-fakevans (Someone who needs to learn how to wrestle and Alimays BF)

@PeppergirlAlimay (Caedmons GF) 

@emgp6 (My Irish brother)

@Shep10Studios (Weirdo)

@themandolorian_123 (Cool Fun Sub)

@GoalieSoccerChamp (A kid who I can beat easily at soccer)

@MeLikeMinecraft (Someone who hates me)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMCSdgkdOJc 

If I punch myself and I start crying am I weak or strong?

Dude, if Apple made a car would it have Windows?

If you are 99 pounds and you eat 1 pound of nachos are you 1% nacho?

Does a straw have 1 hole or 2?

If the earth was flat the edge would probably be a tourist attraction.

Which Orange came first the color? or the fruit?

While we sleep our brains make up stories and then gets scared of them. 

You've survived 100% of your worst days.

Why do people say "Tuna Fish" but not "Chicken Bird"? 

"Do Not Touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille.

Your whole life is spent gathering people for your funeral.

That's all for now folks 

4/29/24 

(Or for anyone else who don't live in the USA 29/4/2024)