I am a wolf. I am an alpha. I am a rare breed. I live alone in the dark and I persist against all odds. I am above others.

Humanoid men are afraid of me. Their genes subconsciously tell them that they are no match for me. Humanoid females avoid me. I intimidate them. But one day they will realize their mistake in not choosing me. They will realize that they could've created a pack with a Wolf, but they only played around with puppies instead. But then they will be old and it will be too late.

Society shuns me. I am a threat to them because I am a rebel. I am superior. I only howl at them in response and laugh. I embrace the solitude and the solitude embraces me. I don't need others, because all I need is myself. On a full moon, I patrol around my vast stretches of land. My river is philosophy, my mountain is Reddit, and my forests are Gacha Life anime compilations; all I need to survive. Do not make a mistake and foolishly trespass on my territory, or I might come back to bite you. I am a Wolf. I am an Alpha.

Fear me.

This is satire btw

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