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Titled Player Pickle Master
Titled Player Best Chess Player from Outer Space
Hello,
I am Turbus Pickledore, the headmaster of TCOBMAT - Wizarding School. This school contains 1000 students. I have a rapid rating of 2000, a blitz rating of 1900 and a bullet of 1700.
Activity: I am always called a toddler because I am 2 years old. I am not offended by the reason. Why am I 2-years-old? (No one has solved it yet so PM me the answer for 5 trophies).
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Around 2400 points (probably a lot more soon). My club has around 1000 members and is 11 months old. I cannot see friend requests so you must alert me or somehow lure me into looking at your profile Thank you everyone who has helped me build confidence and encourage me throughout our chess journey! I will return the favour someday - trust me. I am from the planet called apwofijepofy on the Darker Side of the Universe. Yes, it sounds weird. I live in Pickland. If you want to learn the language there, I'll teach you a few words so just pm me. Favourite Puzzles: #1
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#3
#4
#5
Secret code language (solve this to earn something):
a=3
b=4
c=_
moroeht suorogahtyp
Quest: (uop elkcup)rettelts1hsilgne+_
PM me the correct answer if you think you can solve it (i doubt).
I think the chance of you solving is less than 0.001%. One of my friends almost got it and messed up the last bit of the quest.
There's only 3 chances to get the right answer.
Best Win Streak: 19 (17/08/22) -
Lasted Likelihood of me leaving random club: 80%
Likelihood of me leaving partner club: 30%
Likelihood of me leaving random club where I have value: 15%
Likelihood of me leaving partner club where I have value: 1%
Likelihood of me leaving famous club: 2%
Likelihood of me leaving friend's club: 20%
Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
Teacher: Class dismissed
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