Favourite chess quotes-
"I knew he was a chess player when it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt! " Eric Sykes
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing" Emo Philips
"In a gambit, you give up a pawn for the sake of getting a lost game" Samuel Boden
"Have I ever mentioned you play an irritating game of chess, Mr Spock?" Captain Kirk