Favourite Openings:

White: King's Gambit, Evans Gambit, Nakhmanson Gambit, Grand Prix Attack, Papa-Ticulat Gambit, 150 Attack, Fantasy Variation

Black: Alekhine Defense, Nimzo-Indian, Bogo-Indian

Best Games:

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BULLYING? THINK YOU'RE SO COOL? THE GIRL YOU JUST CALLED FAT? YOU MOTIVATED HER TO START A WEIGHT LOSS REGIME AND SHE HAS LOST FIFTEEN POUNDS. THE GIRL YOU JUST CALLED UGLY? HER CRUSH DEFENDED HER AND NOW THEY'RE TOGETHER. THE BOY YOU JUST TRIPPED? HIS NOSE LANDED NEXT TO A DIAMOND RING AND NOW HIS MOTHER CAN PAY THE BILLS. SEE THAT MAN WITH THE SCARS? IT'S HIS OWN BRAND OF HALLOWEEN MAKEUP, AND BECAUSE OF YOUR STUNT, HE'S MAKING SIX FIGURES NOW. THAT GUY YOU JUST MADE FUN OF FOR CRYING? HE WAS AN ACTOR REHEARSING HIS SCENE, AND THE FACT THAT YOU THOUGHT IT WAS REAL GAVE HIM NEWFOUND CONFIDENCE. I BET 69% OF YOU WON'T REPOST THIS, BUT I'M SURE THE PEOPLE WITH A TAILBONE WILL!

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