I'm clearly very attractive. You know it. I know it. In fact, I am irrefutably sexy. I'm sure it's hard to believe that someone as beautiful as me actually plays chess. I've done some modeling. I got bored with it. Yeah, getting lots of women through my modeling was all fine and nice, but it wasn't enough. Fact is, I can have any woman I desire and that's become a problem. I don't feel challenged any more. It's just too damn easy and actually, that's become dreadfully boring. Maybe that's why I'm turning to chess. It is merely a way in which I pass time between dates, which are becoming a blur, blending into one another. I live comfortably; I was born into modest wealth. I drive a brand new Dodge Challenger with a 5.7 Hemi engine. That car and I both drive the women wild. It wouldn't matter if I drove a 1982 beaten down Ford Escort. I am a lady magnet. Challenge me to a game; maybe I'll counsel you on being irresistible... like me.