Hello there. I don't prefer to talk much.
Most people love the name. No, I am not French, neither am I a girl, nor am I one of yours at any rate. But feel free to treat me as such, I enjoy the gag. No A/S/L, nuh uh. You know I'm American, you know i am a male, you know I don't speak the "Language of Love", but the language of your stereotypical online troll. Deuces.
I pretty much roll on up with the Nimzo-Larsen opening as white, and as black count on me to come out with a Caro-Kann or Closed Ruy Lopez, or a Dutch Defense. Essentially, I suck at learning the theory around openings, as I personally believe the combination of unintuitive documentation and me being a bit slow just is never gonna work. Tactics-wise I miss plenty.
If you're here, I assume you want to rant about me resigning after being up 8-pawns or want to address why I played the worst moves and got checkmated. As a disclaimer, it probably was a bad day, and I get pretty down when its been bad. And no, I am not Australian because I was "Down Under".