OneOfYourFrenchGirls

Hello there.  I don't prefer to talk much.  

Most people love the name.  No, I am not French, neither am I a girl, nor am I one of yours at any rate.  But feel free to treat me as such, I enjoy the gag.  No A/S/L, nuh uh.  You know I'm American, you know i am a male, you know I don't speak the "Language of Love", but the language of your stereotypical online troll.  Deuces.

I pretty much roll on up with the Nimzo-Larsen opening as white, and as black count on me to come out with a Caro-Kann or Closed Ruy Lopez, or a Dutch Defense.  Essentially, I suck at learning the theory around openings, as I personally believe the combination of unintuitive documentation and me being a bit slow just is never gonna work.  Tactics-wise I miss plenty.

If you're here, I assume you want to rant about me resigning after being up 8-pawns or want to address why I played the worst moves and got checkmated.  As a disclaimer, it probably was a bad day, and I get pretty down when its been bad.  And no, I am not Australian because I was "Down Under".