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I am a friend of KX05

He told me I could use these songs on my profile as we have the same Biology teacher.

The Lipid Song

(to the tune of camptown races)

(words in parentheses are spoken fast)

The lipid vendors sing this song

doodah...doodah

a lipid molecule is quite long

oh, doodah day

lipids on my thighs

lipids on knees

I get my lipids at Burger King

Sometimes at McD's

It all starts out (with) a glycerol

Doodah,doodah

3 carbons, each (with) an alcohol

Oh, doodah day

Take a fatty acid

Cram it on each one

Now that’s a triglyceride

(and) now we’re having fun

(But) not all fats are made the same

Doodah,doodah

There’s “saturated” in their name

Oh,doodah day

(If it’s got) a double bond

It ain’t saturated

It’s made by plants (and it’s) good for you

Somebody sat “Hooray!”

If it don’t have a double bond

(satu--rated)

(it’ll coat) your arteries all night long

Oh dooday, day

Coat em’ till they crack

Coat em’ till they burst

(You can live) with veggies or die with meat

Which do you think is worse?

Well these things are triglycerides

Doodah, doodah

And through your veins they slip and slide

Oh doodah day

Burn em’ when you sing

Burn em’ when you run

(If you) burn em’ fast then you’ll stay thin

(and) you’ll have lots of fun

There’s other kinds of lipids too

Doodah,doodah

(Like the wax) that you put on your shoe

Oh, doodah dah

Wax is lipid too

Wax is waterproof

It keeps the water out or in

Which you’ll want depends

Well phospho (lipids) (have a) claim to fame

Doodah,doodah

(Cause) they make up your cell membrane

Oh doodah day

Keep the outsides out

Keep the insides in

Your cells they need a good membrane

(It’s) kind of like their skin

And steroids are another kind

Doodah,doodah

For making hormones they are fine

Oh, doodah day

Make testosterone

Making estrogen

They make us who we are today

Make us her or him

(But) some folks will abuse these ones

Doodah,doodah

Inject em right into their bunds

Oh, doodah day

They ain’t very bright

They might die tonight

Or get jerked out of the hall of fame

Who will they have to blame?

So now I know the lipid song

Doodah, doodah

I’m gonna sing it all day long

Oh,doodah day

(At) least until the quid

(and) then if I’m a whiz

Then I won’t need it anymore

Because I’ll know the score

The Carbohydrate Song

One little two little three little carbon

Four five six carbon that makes glucose

Change em' around and then it's glucose

those are structural isomers

Simple sugars are monosaccharides

Two together are diassaccharides

Glucose, frucose, that makes sucrose

mmmmmmm Kelogg's Frosted Flakes (I do not own this company https://www.kelloggs.com/en_US/home.html)

Starch is made of only glucose

Long long chains of only glucose

Glycogen is just like starch 

but animals make branches

Cellulose is also glucose

Bonded with a special bond

So nobody can break it down

Except for little microbes

Though all that's green is largely glucose

Eating it's of little use 

Unless like Oxen, Cows, and Termites

Germs live in your stomach

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