A New SubM Song

How many HuMans did I eat 2day ?

Can not remember, is hard 2 say....

With all my Food, I like 2 play 😆

Massive Feeding, the Sharky Way !

All Little Mermaids, they come 2 me...

Bringing Tribute, out of the C...

StrickN Sailors, 2 weak 2 flee...

Eting with Ketchup, so let it B 😉

Little HuMans, U Taste so good...

Always better than Rowboat wood...

Speaking of which, play like U should...

Not making Blunder, pushing dead wood...

When I was younger, I 8 so much...

Make Massive Muscles, so big & plush...

Teeth getting sharper, so I can crush....

All small prey items, soft 2 the touch...

Speaking of Touching, Fearless get mad...

When I start Drinking, I get so bad....😆

Trash talking people, I make them sad...

But free fresh carcass make all Wolves glad !

And as 4 Mermaids, they like 2 touch...

My Big Tail Fin, so strong & hard...

We all get happy, is such a lush....

That why they call me the Gr8 White Bard !

Gaia & Maia, the Sailing Twins....

Sisterhood of the Gr8 Tail Fin...

Then come Alcyone, is not a sin...

Just like in Chess, we always play 2 win...😊

When I was younger, I 8 so much....

Have 2 Feeding, all Family...

Like major River, the blood did gush...

When I Dvourer almost whole C...

How many HuMans, I eat all year ?

Gallons of Ketchup, gallons of Beer !

All HuMans swimming, away in Fear ...

When Submarine Shark swimming near...

U Taste so good, is hard 2 stop...

Make mess of OCN, bucket & mop

cannot clean up, so much 2 sop

up like oil spill, I so over top...😀

Like when Katrina hitting New Orleans...

Cannot accounting HuMans & beans....

Storm Surge Swallows & Big Wind Blow !

That why they calling me The Sharknado !!!

How Hungry HuMans did I eat 2day ?

Can not remember, is so hard 2 say...

But using napkin as a good Shark should...

Eting with Ketchup, cause U'all taste so good...