WE WON THE

FRIEND RACE W/

Monst3r-123 to

200!!!

EEEEEEEE TYSM GUYSSSS

Added a new name I’m tryin out :3

THANK YOU TO @Dasgiggle FOR THIS IMAGE

Did anyone figure out how to end parenthetical statements with “:)” without it looking weird or missing a closing parentheses?

BEFORE YOU READ THIS PLEASE BE AWARE:

THIS ENTIRE THING IS ONLY WRITTEN AT 3 AM

THE AUTHOR IS ENTIRELY FUELED BY CAFFEINE

MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR WHEN READING

-Lyra, 14 Dec 2025

This accurately explains my race bc it’s complicated, I’m in Tokyo rn though

NOW! THE ACTUAL GOOD BIO PART!!

Welcome to my profile!

Come check it out!

Any suggestions for me?

If so, you can DM me @SMnoMi if you want to be named, @SMnoMi_Alt2 if you’d like to remain anonymous!

hi chesscom randos. I’m @EvilSMnoMi, an account that closed and asked Nomi to carry on my legacy so waaaazzzzzaaaaaaaa, you might see me in the @Qwerty-and-Friends club bc I kinda have a zxcv addiction frfr 💯

Reach out to me to match PFPs if you want!

If you actually read this, DM me @LXKore for a special award!! (This could take a while, I can only sign on for one session so will prob miss activity on that acct, do not friend request me there — this is not applicable for @SMnoMi nor @SMnoMi_Alt2)

LGBTQ Pride! I identify as aromantic/asexual!

not a furry, stop asking me

GAME OF THE MONTH (feb)

@idk @idk

I kinda couldn’t find a game

DM me a game for a chance to get this space :)

@MIRACLE MADE A VIDEO ABOUT ONE OF MY GAMES!!

“A Wild Chess Game!!”

https://youtu.be/sDRjAzZKE2s

I’m Lyra (chess.com Nomi), a chess.com player who…is actually pretty bad at chess…so, uh…yeah…

I’m trilingual- I speak English, Japanese（日本語） , and Spanish (Español), but I natively speak English and probably am not as proficient at the other two.

INTERNET STRANGER HALL OF FAME

THE RECORDS HAVE NOT BEEN UPDATED SO W A T C H O U T

@Miracle: super nice to be around!! listens to community in her clubs and makes awesome videos on her chess channel The Miracle of Chess + 2000 FULL ELO (my record against her: 0/0/0, but there’s an ongoing daily game!!)

@qwerty-and-friends :

qwerty: sensible + super nice!!

uiop: also nice!! very very chill

asdfg: i~y~k~y~k~

hjkl: COWBOI ACCENT IS PEAK, GENTLEMAN

zxcv: the king, his song is megapeak

bnm: always optimistic! (IN A GOOD WAY—)

ovy: New but I think we can forgive him! (iykyk again) Very curious (⚆ ̫ ⚆)

UPDATE ON THIS PROFILE: it has been taken by the ancients, they are hostile

(my record against em: 0/0/0)

@31martinezab: feesh queen, Gawr Gura will never be forgotten

(my record: 0/0/0 again)

@Pawnsonglikedawn: they seem nice, i’ve seen their stash of 4,214,396,948 kpdh pictures but i kinda have no clue who they are, not really in public forums

…0/0/0 i really need more familiar friends

@NeonththeKitsuneProtogen: STORY OF CRIMSONBLAZE IS SO GOOD AAAAA

0/0/0 again

@PawnBinary: word-fu

you get it, 0/0/0

@MeepishUltra: meep army!! super cool gd levels

(IM NOT EVEN KIDDING 0/0/0 BUT THERE’S A DAILY GAME ONGOING TOO)

@JoseMiguel1000: mario but not mario

same thing..0/0/0

@Hikaru: He has no clue who I am :3

I think the record’s evident on that one

@an_irregular_nonagon: seems pretty nice! good at math, they know what the omega constant is apparently

0…0…0

@Monst3r-123: irl friend! kinda insane but who cares

finally… i’m 67/7/16 against him bc ig he…likes failure? Connor I know you reading this, come at me—He’s kinda famous now 300 views,

@lionmaster8137: another irl friend!

7/0/0

@banana5433: another irl friend! he likes chess AND sports, who knew it was possible

21/1/2

@AMIRS-CURRY: same desc as above lulzz

6/1/3

@will78799999: we kinda frenemies

18/2/8

@SMnoMi_Alt2: my friend martha’s using this acc right now!

this one’s kinda embarrassing for her: (more than 28)/0/0

@ALLALALALpa: he kinda hates me :sob

1/0/0

It’s pretty likely every single one of @lionmaster8137’s friends are people at my school who I don’t know who they are :)

What People Say About Me:

(DM me to get featured here! I don’t care if you haven’t played against me / interacted w/ me on socials!)

@Monst3r-123 — Good at chess. Yeah? I don’t really know.

@banana5433 they’re a sigma.

@AMIRS-CURRY Stop pestering me about chess.

@ishy-splitsy A nerd at chess. Total sweat. (Nomi’s Editorial: thanks for that v. positive remark, ishaan