ExistentialCrisisBirb

Hey there viewer!

You're stupid.

Why are you here? Why are you here? Why are you here? I hate life. I hate everything. I hate you. 

Laurence J. Peter once said "Against logic there is no armour like ignorance." Yes. I concur. And I hate it. "Your opinion is wrong due to [such and such and such and such]" "I knew you in fifth grade so I'm right, and you're stupid." This is the mindset of everyone here, and I want to rip my eyeballs out because of it.

HOW ARE YOU SO STUPID? HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIMPLEST OF SARCASM? HOW DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS? HOW DO YOU FIND QUALITY ART AND THEN VANDALIZE IT EVERYWHERE LIKE IT'S YOUR HOLY GRAIL WHILE THINKING THIS GIVES YOU MASSIVE SOCIAL STATUS? AND THEN IT DOES? 

WHAT IS EVERYONE THINKING? 

AND WHY THE MOYAI FACE? WHAT IS IT SUPPOSED TO DO? IS IT FUNNY? AM I MISSING SOMETHING? IT'S A ROCK, AND IT THINKS IT'S BETTER THAN ME. I HATE THE MOYAI.

Nietzche once said "A man with a why can bear almost any how", I don't have a why, and I cannot bear the how of not being able to swear here regularly. I literally had to revise this because a certain system wouldn't allow me to.

You're stupid.