Hi, I’m Jack. I’ve been playing chess for idk years

Proudly running the goober gang since April 2026 (pretend it’s a long time)

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I am watching you...

☆ 1. You're reading this.

☆ 2. You're a human.

☆ 3. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips.

☆ 4. You've just attempted to do it.

☆ 6. You're laughing at yourself.

☆ 7. You have a smile on your face and skipped number 5.

☆ 8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.

☆ 9. You laughed at this because you fell for it, and everyone else did too.

☆ 10. Now you've copied and pasted this to see who else falls for it, just like you.

☆ 11. 1+1=2. What is the mistake?

☆ 12. The mistake was the omission of the question mark. If you were correct, you have a big brain.

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☆ 13. I am behind you 🫵

☆ 14. I just blew your mind for 0.1 seconds.

☆ 15. Did you pass these 15 questions/sentences so far?

☆ 16. Did you enjoy? If you did, send me a friend request!

☆ 17. There was an odd emoji in the arrow above. ⬆️

☆ 18. I bet you scrolled up again!

☆ 19. My tissue fell into a book, which exploded into a truck that fell from a transparent cliff, leading to a beehive full of cheesy rice that got infected by pollen spread from a horse that was crying because its mane had been trimmed by a bat. So, I put this text here.

☆ 20. There was a missing number 11. Did you know?

☆ 21. You just scrolled up lol. 😂

☆ 22. Clap for one and a half times.

☆ 23. This is how to make people waste 2 minutes of their lives. 😂

My most favourite piece:- DA ROOK!

Place: Newcastle

Erm...Not Excuses!
Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days available for you to study. After removing 52 Sundays, only 313 days remain. 50 days in the summer are too hot to work, leaving us with just 263 days. If we sleep for 8 hours a day, that adds up to 122 days in a year, reducing our available days to 141. If we spend 1 hour a day having fun, that takes away 15 days, leaving us with 126 days.

We spend 2 hours each day eating, which totals 30 days in a year, so we're now down to 96 days. We also spend 1 hour a day talking to friends and family, which adds another 15 days gone, leaving us with 81 days. Exams and tests typically take up at least 35 days each year, so we are left with just 46 days.

Taking approximately 40 days off for holidays results in only 6 days remaining. If you're sick for at least 3 days, that leaves you with just 3 days in the year to study. Finally, if you go out for 2 days, you’re down to 1 day. However, that 1 day is your birthday. That’s why I didn’t study!

Teacher: Class dismissed.

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