josephyossi

IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO FRIEND ME, SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE IN ANY FORM AS TO WHY YOU WANT TO FRIEND ME AND THEN I WILL DECLINE OR ACCEPT IT BASED ON MY OPINION

it feels like these words just get lost, when you dont have a voice loud enough, i dont know if my lungs would survive, so i just sit in silence. 

never do anything rash, even when all hope is lost, at the end of the cave, there will be an exit, and there will be light again.  1-877-870-4673

Patzer 😩 | Tilter 📉 | Professional Blunderer 👌 2016-present

Certified TM®(Tilt Master) 2016-Present | MTCF (Master Tilt Chess Federation)

https://www.chess.com/live#g=5812036492 is broken https://www.chess.com/live#g=5808156630

316 MOVES LOL https://www.chess.com/live#g=8463839213

when life gives you lemons, squeeze them into peoples eyes.

Proud 2nd placer of the NSPBCL with Rock n’ ROL. 

 adopted : @komodo4 @chrisxdlr @1e4c6_O-1

@Artem_Star

Ran away: @Phantom_Beast23 (9 in a row) @Dtszm(7 in a row) @nihar_raju_23 (4 in a row) @petersgoodinchess (4 in a row) @Math694 (4 in a row and ran after i hit 1700)  @red

half adopted (5 in a row) : @horselover123 @nora-bot  @gm_chess_player  (5 in row and then he switched the tc) tbh it was koth tho .@LordBarnabyIV @Nightly-Knight @thegmultraplayerclub  @whiteguyplayschess @b61-O @noobslayerprime @red

adoption + 1(11) @xhive24

who was trying to adopt who? : @ibqn_de

adopted x 1/2 (15 in a row) : @komodo3 @chrisxdlr @MISTER_MCchess

avoided adoption from: @horselover123 @gm_chess_player @nora-bot  @svdreamer @thegmultraplayerclub @noobslayerprime @anikolay

SEVEN IN A ROW AND THEN MY CHROME GLITCHES -.- : @horselover123 

More than 1/2 but less than a full one : @red (probably some more, lmk if you were one of them)

i couldn't ever beat: @Gm_chess_player @muddycyclopes 

copypasta 

Did you just curse at me because you lost? Oh, you reported me also. Great! You can't even stand losing a game. I might get muted, or banned. But how will you feel? You will feel like the king, but the king of sore losers. Copy and paste this if you are against people reporting you for no reason, because no one likes that.

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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!

I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

𝔹ᴜʟʟDOG? 𝕋ʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ 𝕤ᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -𝕋ʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜ𝕤ᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ?... 𝕊ʜᴇ ɪ𝕤 A 𝔻𝕚𝕖. -𝕋ʜᴇ ɢɪ𝕣𝕝 ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜ𝕤ᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ JESSIFER?... 𝕊ʜᴇ 𝕤ᴘᴇɴᴅ𝕤 ʜᴏᴜʀ𝕤 ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ DISGUISE ON SO NO ONE WOULD RECOGNIZE HER -𝕋ʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ RIP? ℍᴇ ɪ𝕤 ᴀ ʙᴜ𝕤 ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -𝕊ᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ 5 ᴄᴀʀ𝕤?... ℍᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪ𝕤 ᴄARS. -𝕋ʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏ𝕠ᴜ ᴊᴜ𝕤ᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ CRINGING?... ℍɪ𝕤 ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪ𝕤 DANCING. -𝕋ʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜ𝕤ᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ as ʙᴇɪɴɢ A ʙᴀʟL?...ℍᴇ wᴀ𝕤 A ᴄᴀɴ. -ℙᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪ𝕤 ᴀ𝕤 ʏᴏᴜʀ 𝕤ᴛᴀᴛᴜ𝕤 ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ𝕤ᴛ ʙᴜʟLDOGS. 𝕀 ʙᴇᴛ 𝕄𝕆𝕊𝕋 𝕆𝔽 𝕐𝕆𝕌 ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏ𝕤ᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ 𝕀'ᴍ 𝕤ᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀʀᴛ(wink wink snudoo) ᴡɪʟʟ

You fool. You absolute buffoon. You muffinhead. You potatobrain. Do you REALIZE what you have done? You've just been utterly and absolutely bamboozled by the absolute mastery that is this me executing this play. You thought you had even a smidge of a chance, but you never have. I've been running circles around you the whole time. Bow down to me, peasant. For you have just been outplayed in every single way imagineable

 Bruh? Think you are so meme? The girl you just called gay? She's you. The girl you called rbhgurbgjkhru? She spends hours making cringey fortnite videos. The boy you tipped? That's nice actually he works minimum wage and needs it. See that man with 5 charrs? He fought for those rawrs. That kid you made fun for existing? His mother is trying. That kid you just made go poop? He was a pee.

LETS GO

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 Fishstock? Wanna be better at chess? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ Bad?... Sʜᴇ hasn't drank fishstock . -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?...She doesnt know Vitamin K hlps your chess abilities. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛRɪPpEd? Hᴇ ɪs needs some milk with fishstock. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ’s actually never had omega 3. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏOᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... He hasnt been introduced to the petrosian (recently became drunk from drinking too much fish stock. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ apparently forgot that liars become kicked off. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ people that dont drink fish stock.. I ʙᴇᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ  ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏsᴛ , ʙᴜᴛ I'ᴍ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ fish stock constantly in their refrigerator filled with Wesley So hate magnets will.

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