There are 9 things that I know about you at the moment:

You are human
You are reading this
You can't say the letter P without separating your lips
You just attempted to do it
6. You are laughing at yourself and you skipped number five
7. You checked to see if there's a number five.
8. You are laughing because you fell for it as everyone else did
9. You will probably show this to someone else to see if they'll fall for it too.

Goals:

10 minutes matches: 1200 ELO

3 minutes matches: 1000 ELO

1 minute matches: 1100 ELO

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