I don't just "like" cats; I am fully willing to admit that I am a low-ranking employee in their household. While some people dream of wealth or power, my primary life goal is to finally earn the respect of a creature that sleeps eighteen hours a day and routinely screams at a blank wall. My home is no longer my own; it is simply an elaborate obstacle course of scratching posts, discarded Amazon boxes, and expensive plush beds they flat-out refuse to sleep in.

Living with felines means accepting that utter chaos is just part of the daily schedule. I can be completely focused on something important—like trying not to blunder another back-rank checkmate—only for a furry wrecking ball to stroll directly across my keyboard and initiate a tactical strike on my water glass. They are supposedly nature's perfect, agile predators, yet they are absolutely terrified of the vacuum cleaner and regularly lose wrestling matches against their own tails.

Despite the endless shedding, the unprovoked 3:00 AM hallway sprints, and the constant judgment in their eyes, I wouldn't trade it for anything. There is an unmatched, very specific joy in finally being chosen as their designated lap furniture for the evening. At the end of the day, no matter how many times I get completely outplayed by both my chess opponents and my own pets, a heavy purring session makes all the madness entirely worth it.

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