I’m bored so Ima make an about me

There’s a twist where I can’t delete anything from it

So if I’m a huge cornball or smth rn then I would really regret what I’m typing rn sometime in the future

I lowk already regret typing that

If anyone wants to match pfps I will ONLY agree to using this

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4/11: Asur drama part 1
4/13: Asur drama part 2
4/15: Asur drama part 3
4/20-28: Small Asur drama entries
4/30: Race drama
5/6, 5/7: Asur drama part 4
5/20: Bodhi drama part 1
5/20 part 2: Bodhi drama part 2
5/21: Bodhi drama part 3

Things I like:

Shows: Breaking bad, Better Call Saul, Madmen, The Severance, The Walking Dead, Stranger Things, The Office

Games: Minecraft, Fortnite, Retro Bowl, Geometry Dash, Terraria, SSBU, SMM2, Clash Royale, Cuphead

My maker ID in smm2 is M0Q-8XD-BKG btw my levels are peak

I found a screenshot of the moment race’s plan against Joe got leaked. Also it has my old name LukasTheBasher67

I’m listening to Kanye rn it’s so peak

I used to go by Lukas Swagger on discord so lmk if you recognize that name

That’s it for now cya

3/6/26
Been a while since I wrote in here. I’m bored. Doggie-Snack0 told me to write “Waltuh”

3/26/26
Been ANOTHER while since I wrote in here. I’m even MORE bored. Well anyways if you’re seeing this I’m quitting talking in Anti Lightspeed

4/9/26
Been YET ANOTHER while since I wrote in here. I’m not that bored tho @Asurside told me to put him in my bio. Also my last entry said I was quitting but that was to see if anyone was reading ts. And no one noticed so I can say whatever I want here. I’d say something crazy but I can’t delete anything so I won’t. Also should I do what tnh tnh tnh sahur does and put everyone I like in my bio.

I can’t delete anything so these words will either age really poorly or really well. Ivy is gonna turn out to be just like Megan. I just can’t prove it

4/10/26
Ik I said it as a joke but I might actually quit talking in anti lightspeed. If I’ve been offline for a while this is why

4/11/26
Ok so A LOT happened today so I'ma explain what happened. Basically Asurside was edating fawn and I didn’t really mind that much. I don’t edate, but seeing others edating isn’t really my problem so I don’t mind. Anyways after like 3 days or something he breaks up with fawn cuz “he no longer saw the person he met 3 days ago” and found a new gf named Izzy. Which is crazy in my opinion. Edating someone for a few days and then INSTANTLY finding someone else to edate is kinda weird. If dating Fawn wasn’t that good anymore, why’d he date them in the first place? So I call him out on that and he gets really defensive about it for some reason. Anyways his gf Izzy hops on and starts talking to Asur about sum “Oh so you HATE me now?” Apparently Asur hung up on Izzy to hang out with someone and Izzy was being all problematic about it. I’m pretty sure I remember her making Asur apologize for it. Idk tho. So I step in and say “Dude are you SURE she’s the one?” and he gets defensive AGAIN. And I don’t even like edating so I was bouta call him out for this, but maybe Asur had some very deep history with her and they’re so close that it would be reasonable for them to date right away. So I ask him how long they’ve known eachother and he says ONE DAY. So I immediately tell him to break up with her cuz there were red flags everywhere. They just met, he’s fresh from a different relationship, she’s problematic, and they’re EDATING? After I told him to break up with her, he’s all defensive YET AGAIN. So I realize: This guy’s prolly hopping from bih to bih to fill some empty hole in his life or something. I’m no therapist, but that’s the best I could come up with. I tell him that and he says “how did you know?” Anyways some time passes and I’m still tryna convince him that what he’s doing isn't healthy, and he mentions that Izzy cheated on her past bf to get with him. So they’re BOTH fresh off of a different relationship. And I get all up in Izzy’s face for that cuz adultery is a bad thing and she just shrugs it off. It literally says in the ten commandments, essentially the top 10 list of things NOT to do if you’re tryna go to heaven, that thou shalt not commit adultery. And then I tell Asur and he’s STILLL defensive and I just don’t wanna see him heartbroken like the guy Izzy cheated on was. I was pretty tight with Asur so it would be sad to see him like that. Anyways I keep tryna convince Asur that she’s not good for him, and he just ignores everything. Meanwhile Ceddy is talm bout sum “if cheating is your power then what are you without it” like read the room bro. Anyways I do a lot more convincing and Zyflin had to step in and said he would mute us if we kept causing drama. So we take it to a different chat, and he mentions that Izzy wrote a paragraph about how much she loves him. I'ma show y'all what she wrote:

I wanted to take a moment to write down just how much you mean to me, because sometimes I feel like my heart is so full of you, it might burst!. [1, 2]
Falling in love with you has been the most beautiful experience of my life. You are my safe place, my best friend, and the person who brings so much light into my world. Before I met you, I never knew how special it could feel to be truly known and cherished. Your kindness, your laugh, and the way you look at me make me feel like the luckiest per

It got cut off for some reason, and it was worded very suspiciously. It wasn’t talking about traits that applied to Asur, it was just compliments that could be applied to anybody. I paste it into an ai detector and it says 100% gpt. Which is funny cuz it literally starts with “I wanted to take a moment to write down how much you mean to me,” like buddy you did NOT WRITE THIS. I screenshot the results and he’s completely baffled. Bamboozled if you will. I kinda feel bad for saying this, but I was actually celebrating this. He finally realized that Izzy didn’t really care about him. He confronts her about it and she says she’ll just write another one by hand. And for that, HE COMPLETELY FORGIVES HER. I had evidence that Izzy didn’t even wanna take the time to tell him how much she loved him, and he doesn’t even MIND. This guy just wants to date someone so he can prove in his mind that people care about him. He told me earlier that his life really sucked and stuff, so I’m guessing that this was his way of coping. He was choosing the comforting lie over the harsh truth. But this was just making his life worse. We argued some more, and Asur FINALLY breaks up with her. Finally. But then some time passes and he’s talking about “guys stop hating on Izzy”. Like what? They’re still on good terms? And one of Izzy’s friends texted Asur that she was actually dating THREE OTHER GUYS and Asur was STILLLLL tryna stay friends with Izzy. SHE’S NOT LETTING YOU CRACK BUDDY. Anyways the lesson we’ve all learned today is that we shouldn’t date toxic adulterers we met yesterday that are also dating 3 other people.

4/12
Rose wanted me to mention them so tada. Zyflin has aura and asur sound like a 8 year old. Cheese is the best food and 15436 is the best number according to Zyflin. Chat is ts worth the views be honest. Also lmk if I should do more rants about drama cuz I've been through a lot of drama online.

4/13
This is a continuation to my entry from 4/11. Basically Asur got back with Izzy yesterday. And I was fuming bro. I spent like an hour tryna steer him to the light, and the moment I spend some time doing something else he goes RIGHT back to her. Anyways I argued with Izzy in dms and she kept using the SAME argument OVER AND OVER bro it was so annoying. She kept saying “If you’re a true friend to Asur you would’ve been happy he’s dating me and you would’ve given me a few days to see if I was good for him”. Which is total bs bro. First off, being a good friend doesn’t mean letting them hurt themselves. Asur was doing bad mentally and I wasn’t gonna just let her take advantage of that. Second, she met him TWO DAYS AGO at the time. If we’re talking about taking time to get to know someone, maybe don’t date someone within two days. I would’ve been fine with this argument if she wasn’t spamming it the whole time. Maybe chat gpt servers were down and she couldn't generate a different point. Anyways after a LOT of arguing, I told asur that if he was to date Izzy, then I’d stop talking in the club. I already wanted to quit, so nothing would really change (check entry 4/10). Asur still couldn’t make up his mind so me and izzy made a deal. She takes a break from dating Asur, and she has two weeks to get my approval for dating him. This was the jackpot bro. Cuz I could js say no. She wanted to get to know be better so she dm’d me “uhh I like dogs and cats and noodles,” which did NOT prove she was good for him. I messaged her saying that I could just ignore her for two weeks and then say she’s not good for him. But I’m fair so I wanted to actually see if she’s changed. But Izzy just didn’t follow the deal anymore and I log onto chat to see that asur was calling Izzy babe. I was gonna say no either way, so I would’ve done the same if I was also a manipulative gf. Anyways, I mentioned how I was gonna quit in 30 seconds unless if Asur broke up with Izzy. I was kinda giving up on him so I wanted to speed things up. When Izzy heard this, she was FUMING. Asur knew me for longer, so she knew there was a chance he’d pick me. The 30 second timer reaches zero, and he breaks up with her. Holy buzzer beater. So I keep talking in chat and Izzy is BEGGING for Asur. And Asur must’ve been feeling overwhelmed, cuz he announced that he was gonna khs. That was complpetely out of nowhere, but asur’s life kinda sucks so it made sense. I beg him not to do it, but he stops talking for a while. Meanwhile, Izzy is still talking about how he should pick her and not me. This may be life or death, and Izzy is STILL concerned whether or not he’ll date her. So I just completely flame Izzy for this. Ever since he dated her, he’s been acting very different. Asur hops back on and says that it was a test the whole time. Now I thought it was over for Izzy, but Asur was still considering both sides. So we settle it on a game of chess. If I win, he breaks up with her. If he wins, he keeps dating her. All this drama ends with this one chess game. How does it go? Bro he got absolutely obliterated. But I decided to give him another chance. This time with Izzy watching. That way Izzy can watch me end this. How does the rematch go? Yeah I obliterated him again. I took his queen within like 10 moves. I only rematched him so Izzy could watch. After the game, Izzy IMMEDIATELY tells him they should break up. So it ended just like that. There’s still some more to write about, though. As of writing this, Izzy is stalking Asur. She has “Wishing I was cuddling with Asurside” in her bio. She also wrote how I’m her best friend. I wish I was joking. I’ve despised this mf ever since I met her, and she’s glazing me in her bio in hopes that I let Asur date her. It is way to late for that. Here’s what she wrote about me:

“@Lukas-Swagger - at first I did not really like him but once I get to know him he is a really cool friend and I forgive him for trying to break me and his friend up I can see why I just need my mental health to go down but I really like him as my best friend he's really really cool and I really care about him”

Anyways that’s prolly it. I appreciate her for forgiving me but it might not even be genuine. Every second she was online I was flaming her, so she’s js being a performative chud rn. Anyways stay tuned cuz I might write some more Shakespearean shi. Lukas out.

4/15
This is the third and final installment to my story about Asur. This is ACTUALLY gonna be the final one. Yesterday, Asur expressed that he STILL had feelings for Izzy. AGAIN. Ts is getting so old at this point. Anyways we argue a bit, nothing new happens, and he stops dating her for like the tenth time. I would’ve made this part more cinematic but it’s the same shi over and over again. After this, he would’ve learned his lesson, right? No. He dated someone named Maddie right away. She said she knew Izzy, and she promises to not hurt Asur like Izzy did. It still doesn’t change the fact that they just met. I told her the same thing I told Izzy: Just be friends for now and date once you know you’re actually compatible. I said this earlier, but Asur has been going from gf to gf to fill some sort of hole in his life. And he’s been hurting himself just to do so. Anyways, a gc gets made with me, Tnh, Asur, and Maddie, and Maddie starts asking for my permission to date Asur. I have basic common sense, so I said no. Some more debating happens and eventually, she just starts just hating on me and slandering me in front of Asur. She knew I was def gonna say no, so there was no point in glazing me anymore. And then I realized: Why am I doing this much for him? He’s choosing to hurt himself over and over and there’s no point in still trying. I put in so much work breaking him up with Izzy and he finds Izzy 2.0 . That’s why this will be the last installment about Asur. Anyways, other details to this story include the fact that Izzy hates Maddie and that someone apparently hacked Maddies account. Maybe that might be important later who knows. Fast forward to today, and Maddie and Asur decided that they should just be friends for now. But I don’t really care anymore. Asur’s just gonna have to pick his own decisions for now. Lukas out.

4/20
Been a while since I wrote here. There are some things to write about Asur, but I’ll save that for volume #4 of the Asur chronicles. It sounds cringe saying that but it also makes me feel like a wizard so idc. Also yes, I said the third one was the last one, but with the way the pieces are put on the board, the game’s not over yet. Get it? Cuz it’s a chess analogy? Ok I’ll shut up. It’s actually more like a game of poker now that I think of it. And I’ll reveal my hand once it’s all over

4/27
I’m bored. Also the Asur shi is basically over. Maddies still texting me tho which is weird

4/28
Asur is dating someone else so Maddie is officially off the table. Probably. I’m not writing anything cinematic about it cuz I did a lot of stuff that would’ve mattered if it kept on going, but it ended quicker than I thought so it didn’t matter as much. I’m not gonna say what I did cuz yall might hate me for it or smth. Also the person Asur is dating might be a problem. She just made her account yesterday which is a huge red flag. also she said this in a forum:

hello guys I'm new here I just want to say this club looks and sound really good. I also want to say, that I'm really nice so don't think I bite. I would love to get to know all of you beautiful people. also I'm 15 (just saying). that's all I want to say and have a very good night/day. LOVE ALL OF YOU 💖

This is the most performative shi I have ever seen. So there might be a part 4 actually coming soon cuz this definitely seems like a catfish. Also I might write about some other lore that I've been through cuz there’s like cinematic parallels going on

4/30
I’m lowk bored so I’m gonna write about the race beef. Also cuz I want more profile views

So it all started when some guy in my class gave me a link to a doc with a shi ton of game sites. They were all blocked, but I still thanked him and asked him how he found it. He said he found it on chess.com. I already had my own proxy so I didn’t bother looking on there. When it got blocked, I had the html code for emulatorJS so I just used that in class. When THAT got blocked, I just played Google snake at that point. I’m not that big of a chud so idc about gaming in class that much. But my bum ahh Chromebook couldn’t even run Google snake, so I FINALLY looked through chess.com. I found a forum leading to anti lightspeed, so I joined

I joined and the first thing I saw was people spamming “I’m fawning it”. I tried saying smth but I had to make an account first. I made an account, named it LukasTheBasher67, and started ragebaiting in the live chat. And then not-an-ad was talm bout sum “ess tee eff you”. And then I was talm bout how tuff the great meme reset was and chicken was calling me a chud and shi. It didn’t take long for me to get muted. This part is lowk filler

Ok let’s actually get to the plot. We gotta talk about race. He was a chill guy before the beef started, but he DESPISED a super admin named Joe so much. Joe would hop on, and Race would flame him for NO reason. And then Joe would rightfully mute him for instigating, and he would complain over that. Idk if Joe took a dookie in his cereal or something, but Race genuinely wanted slime him out. Race would tell everyone that Joe was abusing his power or smth, but no one really cared. But two of his friends, Sus and Tnh, were on his side of the argument, so they would also beef with joe too. So when Sus got muted one time, Race was causing a scene about it, and it happened to be when I was online. I didn’t really know Joe that much, so when I heard that someone got muted for no reason according to race, I disliked Joe. Anyways, some time passes, and I’ve started to ragebait less and genuinely engage in conversation. I used discord a while back and this was kinda like a replacement. I should lowk write about my experience on discord cuz its crazy. I sound like a chud for saying that. Anyways, Joe does something “bad”, and Race sends me a message talm bout sum “What’s your timezone? We’re coordinating a revolt”. Bro. This is chess bro it’s not allat deep. And even if Joe was Hitler or something, what are we supposed to do about it? He can just ban us. So me, Race, and Sus, are talking about revolting against Joe. I was there cuz I was tryna get them to stop. Race’s plan was to bait Joe into doing something bad, and then use that to recruit others. It was an alright plan, but it just takes one snitch for it to all be for nothing. Anyways, they ask me if I wanted to be a part of it, and I said I’d consider it. It was a nice way of saying no, but it also kept me notified on if they were gonna raid the club or anything.

Meanwhile, Tnh starts saying he’ll leave the club cuz he doesn’t have super admin. He was the 11th member, and for that, he thought he deserved it. He had admin tho so I don’t get why he was complaining. Anyways, on the day he was supposed to leave, I texted him saying that there was a rebellion going on, and that maybe he’d get super admin after it was over. Tnh was a cool dude so I didn’t want him to leave. Tnh asks who’s part of it, and I didn’t know Tnh and Race were friends, so I was being all confidential about it. Sus and Race were also cool dudes so I didn’t wanna leak their plan. But tnh was all skeptic and shi, cuz there was no point in staying if I wasn’t even confirming if it was real or not. But Tnh eventually finds out anyway, and chooses to stay in the club. This was cool, but that meant that they all thought that I was ALSO rebelling.

So a new club gets made with me, Tnh, Race, and sus, and Race was making absolute propaganda about Joe. Joe apparently made a comment about Jews, and that was Race’s main argument about Joe being bad. Which is bs bro. So anyways, I was talking in chat with Joe and a few others, and Race ruins the conversation by harassing Joe and shi. I started to realize that Joe was more in the right in this situation. So after Race gets muted, he asks me why I wasn’t taking his side, and I used the dumbest excuse ever. I said that I was pretending to like Joe, so that when he gets exposed, I would “realize” he was bad so others would see that Joe was so bad that one of his own supporters realized he was bad. Total buffoonery bro. Race somehow believed it, so we’re chilling now. And I was lowk on cloud nine. I could still act like a normal person, Tnh was still talking, and I could monitor what was going on with the rebellion, and maybe stop any future raid attempts. Nothing seemed to ever go wrong.

So the club got leaked. Someone race recruited invited Joe. And now Joe thinks I hate him too. And he saw my messages about me pretending to like him. Race sold so hard bro. We had a good thing, but he was js lost in the sauce. Joe confronts me, and I send a shi ton of screenshots that explained that I was never on board with this, and I only joined for Tnh to come back. I switched up on EVERYONE. They sold so undeniably bad that I had no regrets. Anyways, Race, would continue beefing with Joe, and Tnh was more neutral about this whole thing. So a bit more drama happens, and Race proposes a court case. Holy cornball. This is chess.com its never this deep. Anyways I wasn’t there for it, but Joe eventually kicked Race from the club, and Race quit chess.com. It kinda ended instantly idk what to put here. Everyone lived happily ever after. And then Megan showed up. She was a creep and shi. And she was annoying. And then Asur showed up. And nothing bad EVER happened again. NOTHING to write A SINGLE WORD about. Don’t read my other entries trust

5/6-7
I’m considering quitting, so I’m gonna tell the full story about asur. Consider this part 4 of the series. Around the time I dropped part 3, when Asur first started dating Maddie, I cared. I took a different approach in breaking them up by doing things in secret. I made sure to mention Izzy hating Maddie in my third entry, because I wanted to get Izzy’s help in breaking them up. I hated Izzy, but we both had a common enemy so I had to work with her. It kinda sucked cuz instead of actually helping, she was talm bout sum “I like you more than a friend” and shi. She didn’t help at all, but I still had options so I didn’t mind. I also mentioned last time about how Maddie’s account got hacked. I tried getting in touch with the hacker but there was no response. Around this time, Asur broke up with Maddie and started dating Fawn again. He was still considering Maddie so I knew it wasn’t over. He was would jump from Fawn, Maddie, and someone else named Ivy for a while. Atp js be polyamorous. Around the same time, Maddie was tryna be friends with me and shi. I played along with it tho. I did it to stay in touch with her and steer her away from Asur. And at the same time I was steering Asur from Maddie. Some time passed, and Asur was tryna get back with Maddie. I told him not to date her, and Maddie saw what I was saying. She confronted me about it, and asked why I didn’t like her, and I told her that edating was bad for Asur. She acknowledged it, but DIDN’T CARE cuz she said it was HIS CHOICE. If my friend was tryna jump off a bridge, I WILL stop him. It doesn’t matter if it’s his choice.

To be continued I gtg

Ok I’m back. Anyways, I was arguing with Maddie, and I told her I’d rather let Asur date Izzy instead of her. Just to see how she would react. Then she started crashing out and talm bout sum

“why bro shes a f*ing w**re and I literally relate to the shi he goes thru and she doesn’t she not bi shes not f*ing fat she hasn’t tried to khs o idc bc atp y’all pretty much betting on me and I don’t like that bc at the end of the day its his choice not urs and I’m not desperate”

She is ALLERGIC to punctuation ig. After I deciphered her ancient egyptian hyroglypical text, I responded:

"you ARE desperate. You're saying you're better for asur cuz Izzy isn't fat and didnt want to khs. That's a stupid argument. you know edating is bad for him, yet you still wanna date him. That is so greedy bro. And you brush it off cuz it's "his choice". A true friend would steer him in the right direction instead of letting him hurt himself. None of this matters anyway cuz Izzy's actually been improving herself for Asur. Asur's been kinda hiding it, but he's definitely starting to have feelings for her. He's drifting apart from you. Even if he doesn't date Izzy, he'd date Ivy instead of you. Face it bro it's over"

I lied saying that Asur wanted Izzy, because I wanted to discourage her, and it worked. She stepped down IMMEDIATELY, and even apologized for what she said. And then like 5 hours later she texts me this:

“I have a f*ing eating disorder and bipolar depression what is it u think you did to me bro I was 2 months free of c*tting myself what do you think you did to that 2 months”

I do the right thing, stopping her from dating Asur, and she blames me for sh. So I text:

“Sh is bad but that’s genuinely not my problem. That was YOUR CHOICE buddy boy. I didn't do shi to cause that”

And then I just start ragebaiting her. I texted “wait is being bipolar a Kanye reference” and then said

“bro you should listen to bomb by Kanye. It genuinely saved me from s*cide cuz the lyrics are so deep”.

The song literally features yuno miles btw. And I thought she wouldn’t believe me, but she says:

“kk and I didn’t know u recovered from that how did u recover?”

And I gave her the best advice I could give her:

“I took a break from dating”

I didn’t really hear much from her after that. And Asur never dated her again. Maybe she took my advice. Asur kept dating Fawn. And that’s how it’s been ever since. I told Izzy to play along with the lie I told maddie, and now things have been kinda chill. I would’ve wrote this part earlier, but I wanted to make sure it was really over first. So yeah that’s the end.

5/20
Zyf has double my account views so I’m gonna write about some drama that took place like 3 years ago. Before I write about it, it’s not allat crazy at the beginning but it gets better later.

So there was this guy named bodhi, and he posted on YouTube shorts and TikTok. He had like 40k subs on yt and like 7k on TikTok. He had a discord server and everyone just GLAZED him there. People were js doing tricks on his meat the zeptosecond he would come online. And then on July 2023 these two guys named giganfan and Rex joined the server. Gigan was cringe and childish but acted tuff, and Rex was chill but kinda depressed. Anyways, Bodhi was on, and Gigan asked for mod. Bodhi gave it to him, and all the meatriders were js harassing gigan and Rex cuz of that. This sounds not allat important but trust me this causes a butterfly effect that leads to a lot of drama. Anyways, Bodhi sees what happens and removes gigans mod to stop the drama. Gigan is FURIOUS cuz he lost it for no reason, and leaves the server cuz “bodhi was abusing his power”. Meanwhile this user named Tfic also hated bodhi. She also thought the server was handled poorly and was planning on leaving. Her name looks like gibberish, but it was an acronym of “the fog is coming”. So Gigan, Rex, Tfic, and Tfic’s friend named Five, join together to make a raid plan on Bodhi’s server. Where have I seen that before? Two friends hated someone for misusing their power, so they plan a revolt with someone who was gonna leave the server for bad leadership. I swear that sounds really familiar. Anyways, they recruit more people and there's actually a lot. It didn't turn out like Race’s plan and it actually had more people. After like 2 weeks of planning, the day before the raid, someone named Porkchop 2 leaked the plan so it was all for nothing. After this, Bodhi was actually very chill about it and posted a video about the whole situation. He even apologized for removing Gigan’s mod. Here’s the link to the video: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LEKuayfRf7s
Anyways that’s kinda it. There’s way more drama that happens to them, but I’ll write about it later. I wasn’t involved in the story but I join their gc in part 2 so stay tuned for that. This part was lowk boring but it’s essential to the lore

5/20 part 2
Ok this is part 2
So a few days after part one, Rex was ragebaiting Five and stuff, so Five sent him frog gore. And then everyone hated on her and banned her from the gc. Trust me bro the story gets good I promise. Btw kicking her from the gc is lowk crazy. Like when I dissected a frog in 7th grade, my biggest concern was the smell. So ending a friendship over that is crazy. So Gigan, Rex, and Five argue more about it in Bodhi’s server, and this is where I start to become plot relevant. Cuz I was in the server at the time. I join Gigan and Rex’s side of the argument, so Five sends me a pic of a dead dog on the side of the road with maggots eating it and stuff. I should’ve said I liked frogs or smth cuz the dog photo was way worse. Anyways, Five logs off and I get told more about what happened. I had mod in Five’s server, so us 3 js started ruining it. Anyways I was kinda tight with them after that.

But this is where the story ACTUALLY gets good. Cuz Gigan gets tired of the rules in Bodhi’s server and makes his own. It was literally just Bodhi’s server but with different rules. Once it got enough members, it got rebranded to “Bleb community server”. Bleb is that photo of a white cat that’s sticking its tongue out. They called it bleb cuz they misspelled “bleh” and js got obsessed over it. And also the gc got it’s name changed to “Bleb Gang”. So yeah. Before anymore drama happens, things are actually very chill. I start talking there a lot, and get added to Bleb Gang cuz I was funny. Anyways, this corny guy named Outlaw shows up in the Bleb server. He called everyone “sir” and js talked really cheesy. He liked red dead redemption 2 so he wasn’t that bad, but the whole time he was js larping as Arthur Morgan the whole time. He looks at the rules, which were made to be better than Bodhi’s rules, and decides that he should rebel from the server. Him and his friend named Hottub, form a group called the “bleb rebels”. Outlaw was a cornball so that’s why the name was so corny. So on top of the rebellion from part one, there was this one as well. This is why I lowk didn't wanna partake in Race’s revolt cuz I knew it was js gonna start more problems. They recruit more people, including: Insertt, Porkchop 2, MrAntifurryWubbox, some guy with a Kirby pfp and a Japanese name (we js called him Kirby Car), and a ton of Bodhi’s meatriders. Meanwhile, Bleb Gang was lowk on cloud 9. It was js such a jolly experience when there was no drama. This guy named flower joined, and tfic def had a crush on him. We would ship them a lot and they deadahh started edating at one point. I’m only mentioning him cuz he's slightly relevant in part 3. Anyways, Gigan notices that a lot of people who despised him were joining his server all at once. So yeah he bans them. Kinda anticlimactic. This is where things drop from cloud 9 to like cloud 2 cuz everyone was stressing about the rebels. I, Lukas Swagger, had the genius idea of making a spy account for everyone else in the gc to use. I js wanted to be useful ig. Gigan and Tfic log on it, but things lowk drop from cloud 2 to cloud 1. Cuz logging on my account js gave me their IP addresses. I’ma lowk leave it off here for suspense and stuff. Part 3 is gonna be peak cinema and it’ll def be a tear jerker. And a dih jerker.

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Ok ts is part 3
After I found Gigan and Tfic’s IP’s, Gigan was furious bro. He had a big ego, so seeing someone have some sort of control over him was devastating to him ig. He thought I did it on purpose just so I could dox them, but I was just as baffled as they were. Anyways, Gigan tries venting about it to Rex, but it was really just flower on Rex’s account. Gigan was already mad so he js crashed out over this for some reason. I see this and js start ragebaiting him over it. And then Rex texted me “yo bro you should make fun of this personal event that happened to him”. I won’t share what it was, but it was really sensitive information. So Gigan was crashing out and stuff, I mentioned the personal event, and he got Tfic to kick me from the gc. He also banned me from the bleb server. Pretty much no one liked me anymore cuz I found their IP addresses. I would’ve snitched on Rex, said that it was his idea to make fun of Gigan like that, but I’m a real one fr. Rex also mentioned that he had Flower’s IP from when he logged on his account, so I traded Gigan’s IP for it. When Gigan and Tfic heard about it, they put ZERO blame on Rex and just blamed me for all of it. Next level glaze bro. Anyways I finally have a talk with Gigan, and I mention how Rex is on my side of the argument despite the fact that they’ve been friends for 3 years. And he starts rambling about how he used dark mango psychology to manipulate me into bragging about getting Rex on my side. But I was js tryna get him to admit that he was in the wrong. They eventually let me back into the gc, prolly cuz they know I could give the bleb rebels their ip, and the drama ends.

But I was reminded of the rebels so I lowk wanted to find their ips using the method from earlier. So Gigan makes a super top secret gc where we plan secret spy missions and stuff. It wasn’t that secret at all cuz everyone in the normal gc was in it. So here was Gigans plan: I would find their Ip’s and everyone else would js pretend they were also helping. So I start dming the bleb rebels, and it turns out they changed their name to SSGC. It js means Super Secret GC. It’s at least a way better upgrade from their last name cuz it was cringe asf. Anyways I invite some of them to a server I made where we would “make plans against bleb gang”. Only like 4 people joined: Hottub, Insertt, MrWubbox, and Kirby car. After they joined I would just annoy them into logging on my account. I said they could use it to raid the bleb server but no one lowk cared. But I managed to annoy Hottub into logging on it. I tried finding MrWubbox’s ip but he was lowk being a dumbahh and didn’t do it. I tried finding Insertt’s IP, but HE KNEW the method I was using. I thought I was the only person in the world who knew about ig. He snitches to Hottub about it, and I js acted dumb the whole time. I wanted to find more of their IPs, so I said logging on it didn’t do anything, but I should’ve admitted it DID find his ip, but I didn't mean to find it. Anyways, during all this, Bleb Gang was lowk back on Cloud 9. The gc was super active and we would play gartic phone like every week. Tfic was an animator and wanted to make a show about the gc. She drew my character as a femboy but I didn't mind cuz you are what you eat. But over the next few weeks I would js get harassed by Insertt, and I lowk js admitted that I had Hottub’s IP. No one else was joining the server so I js gave up. We still had at least one ip so we could’ve used that against SSGC if we had to. This part lowk isn’t as peak cinema as I thought but I promise part 4 will be more peak.

Cool people:
@XxT_N_HxX - Known him since I joined and he’s been a really chill guy. Also he has ELITE ball knowledge

@jetpackkatt_fika - Known him since I’ve joined and back in his prime he had the most goonable pfps oat. The bowsette one espessially.

@00sus00 - Known him since I joined. He doesn’t talk that much anymore but when he was, he was chill

@asurside120 - I’ve known him for like a few weeks and he’s chill. We’re so synchronized we js say the say exact thing sometimes. He’s sometimes really stupid so I lowk gotta be his mentor.

@Oncein_alifetime - Jk screw this mf

I’m too lazy to put more people but js ask me to get added and if you’re cool I will