This is me and sloths old bio before chess got blocked on our Chromebooks.

Hi, I'm Sloth! I'm having a contest on my pictures at the bottom LEMME KNOW WHICH PIC AT THE BOTTOM IS UR FAV CUZ IM DOING A CONTEST THATS ENDING ON OCTOBER 12!

P.S. ME AND MY FRIEND HAVE SEPERATE SIDES SO SEE HER SIDE TOOOOOOOO!!!!

6-7777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 SIX SEVENNNNNNNNNNNN

P.P.S. When I don’t text you, just leave me alone. I need time to decompress.

POV Sloths side:

Okay here we go….

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anytime now…….

okay we start here

PRONOUNS: SHE/HER!!!!

I snap very easily so don't spam me or be annoying.

DO NOT INVITE ME TO ANY CLUBS!! DO NOT YAP IN MY DMS OR I WILL BLOCK YOU!! AND DO NOT ASK ME TO PLAY A GAME OF CHESS PLS I DONT PLAY MUCH!! My favorite sport to play is basketball and my favorite to watch is football. If you get to know me, I'm very sweet and competitive.

Pookie shout-outsssss :3 (not in particular order btw)

@BIGBRAIN15GAMER : u isa cool guy person :3 i like talking to u kid. ur weird ASF but also funny

@liluthemonkey: my irl bestie westie husband she is the best I've known her for 5 years going on 6 and we have 10+ children and adoption included:3 she is the most trustworthy hooman being I've ever met.

@Impegginator : bro ur super cool and funny and I respect ur personality. me and Alayna like chit chatting with u a lot :3

@OLIVERISGOAT : cool dude and he is fun to talk to. online often and is very chill

@Iluvanimee: my irl bestie boo, she is very funny and kind, we have some classes together and we always sit together at lunch so I don't get bored and she is RLLY fun to talk to, she is a 100% BADDIEEEEEEEEEE <3.

@2026bella : My online SISTAH, my ride or die, my everything ur such a great friend and ur there for me when u have thing going on at ur house and that is js a true friend.

@Scotty924925:Ur so nice and I luv everything u done in my life.

@NezukoKamado133: Ur so funny and u make me laugh sm I js luv that ur back and we can chat again!!

@kai673737737383738383: ur super funny and everytime u laugh, it makes me smile, knowing ur safe and happy.

@tox1c_CHMCLS/ @dark_fire_hazard: I'm super happy ur in my life and I'm glad ur back! Ur actually my favorite guy friend in the world :3

@LILZENBOI: Ur super weird and the good kind of weird like ur funny weird lol.

@Chrxnic_graffiti: Bro ur super funny and ur laugh is super annoying but I like it lol. I luv when we have our chats in the notebook and I will never forget them.

@leahtia143 : my pookie wookie bestie westie sissy bear it feels like I've known u forever and idk wut I would do without u we have so much in common and I luv everything u do for me ur js so nice <3

@MenaceRC: I luv u sm bc ur my brother and ur always there for me when i need u, im so grateful to have someone like u in my life!

@slaykoolaid : nice dude, really funny but makes me mad sometimes :3 he's my lil brother

@Nora383: ur is a good friend and our beloved husband is mr potato, nora/ur is/are so funny to hang out with there when i need ur help.

@cute-24: ur my funny friend and it's so funny when u tell us u see batman on ur walls and when u dropped whipped cream on the carpet or when u threw tictacs on the floor and they fell out of the box or when his friend threw up gang signs at a deaf kid and accidentally said he was going to slaughter his grandma, it was super funny when u tell me these!!

@Olliemoonpie: ur super kind to me and u entertain me/talk to me when I'm bored af. its hard to find ppl with free time everyday like u do.

@ScienceLover_02: AKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! ur so sweet and loving to me and I love how you treat me everyday ur js so nice :3

@typa-gurl: my pookie dookie bear ur so sweet I luv u swooooo much :3

People I hate:

@KurtAngleJr / @KurtAngleJr_Alt : There’s nothing good about you really. You get ragebaited so easily and u get mad which is hilarious XD like girl, u need to know when to shut ur mouth sometimes :3 sincerely, your best friend, Stitchy :3

@Maxim-Mironov: my biggest opp, bro stop making fun of ppl who are LGBTQ it's not funny and it will never be funny so js stop and stop calling me lesbian bc i’m not so leave me and other ppl alone!

If you want to be on my friends "shout out" list, and I know you well enough, then you can ask me and I will put you on it.

That was js the beginning of my bio…. >:3

so like keep scrolling til the next word

and the next

here u go u earned ur prize!

….to read

ABOUT MEEEEEEEE:

Here is a little bit about me: DOB: Jan 18 20**

My irl name: Julia Fav genre of music: Metal, country, pop, hiphop

Fav food: Sushi, McD's, steak and stuff

My life: I have two doggos they are BOOTIFUL and I am not an only child :3

Weight: 88lbs

(I know Im a shmol bean right?)

Relationship status: Single and I would like to STAY single. I’m done with toxic relationships.

My fav music artists: Alec Benjamin

The OG MJ (Michael Jackson)

Katy Perry

Drake

Ariana Grande

Billie Eilish

Dua Lipa

and Olivia Rodrigo

Ma fav songs by those people 👆

“Let Me Down Slowly” -Alec Benjamin **Lowkey so fire play this to your ex**

“Thriller” “Bad” “Beat it” “Billie Jean” “Smooth Criminal” -Michael Jackson **All of his songs are good so recomend listening to him if you haven’t**

“Firework” “California Girls” “Last Friday Night” “Dark Horse” “Roar” -Katy Perry **She’s cool. You should listen to these songs.**

“Hotline Bling” “One Dance” “God’s Plan” (and songs he sang with people from Ice Age) -Drake ** “He’s a pretty good singer. His smile looks weird though ngl….**

“7 Rings” “We Can’t Be Friends” “Bang Bang” “Save Your Tears” “Thank You, Next” “Santa Baby” “Yes, And?” “No Tears Left To Cry” -Ariana Grande She is the person with the most songs on here so far I think i listen to her too much….. BUT those songs are lowkey catchy :3

“Bad Guy” “Guess” “Lovely” “What Was I Made For” “Ocean Eyes” “Therefore I Am” -Billie Eilish **These are good songs. The reason I don’t have “Birds Of A Feather” on here is because it’s not my favorite…..no offense people…

“One Kiss” “Dance The Night” “Levitating” “Houndini” “No Lie” “New Rules” -Dua Lipa **I listen and sometimes jam to these songs lowkey XD**

“Drivers License” “Deja Vu” “Vampire” “Traitor” “Good 4 U” -Olivia Rodrigo. **She is one of my fav artists ngl. I listen to her either when I wanna cry, or punch my pillow because of what exes did to me :3**

Moving on to topic number…….

actually I have no clue I wasn’t counting….

Ahhhh my hobbiezzzz are talking to my friendz on chess.com, watching yt, and hanging out with school best friendz AND PLAYING CODDDDDD aka Call Of Duty :3

I'm online about every day, so message me when I'm online!

Also, I'm online during the week Abt (maybe in the morning if I have time) and after school, it's 3:50pm-5-pm.

on the weekends I get on at 8or9pm and go to bed whenever I feel like it. I want to get to at LEAST 5,000 views!! P.S. THANKS ALMOST 4.5K VIEWSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

I am a Capricorn btw :3

Also this is my signature emoji :3

Also I like grabbing alaynas booty cuz why not?

99.9% of you people won't post this. When

║Jesus died on the cross he was

║thinking of you. If you're one of the 0.1% that

║cares, put this on your profile please :3

ALSO PLEASE JOIN THOMAS’S CLUB I WANT TO MAKE HIM HAPPY AND THE CLUB IS VERY CHILL: https://www.chess.com/club/galactic-colonists-chess-club

(click or copy and paste :3)

DID U CLICK IT???

U BETTER HAVE CLICKED IT!

Follow the instructions below pls

︑︒⚬∙︓·⠄☆ 1.You're reading this ︑︒⚬∙︓·⠄

☆ 2. You're a human

☆ 3. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips.

☆ 4. You've just attempted to do it.

☆ 6. You're laughing at yourself hehe

☆ 7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5.

☆ 8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.

☆ 9. You laughed at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too.

☆ 10. Now copy and paste this to see who else falls for it too :3

I SHAL FIGHT FOR AMINAL LIBWITYYYYYYY

Don't care about animal cruelty? Well, you really should! Every sixty seconds one animal suffers abuse. Don't think "At least they don't die, right?" because they do. Every year in just the USA, over 10 million animals die from abuse. Wanna know something even worse? Animals are tortured and killed, and about 97% of them are farm animals. Speaking of torture, what about lab experiments? Well, every year, over 115 million animals are used in experiments around the world. I know that 99% of you people won’t repost, but I’m sure the people with a heart and who love animals will.

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents' Dad/Mom

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but man that was fun."

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FRIENDS: Will read this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did hehe >:3

These are the people that should come back but they will not cuz I have no contact of them and they prob don’t want to come back anyways

@Jordanbbwlw: a guy I liked to talk to. a really chatty person, we had good times 2gthr

@Oriooooooooo: my best friend since I came on chess.com on my main acc.

@BunieBoi: one of my best weird guy friends, he was super weird and nice and he was a good guy to talk to and he was a year younger than me

Thank you for reading;-;

STOP

DON’T LEAVE YET

REMEMBER WHAT I SAID ABOUT MY OTHER FRIEND?

WELL IT’S HER TURN TO TELL YOU ABOUT HERSELF

Introducing my irl bestie Alayna Williams :3

WHICH ONE’S UR FAV??

Don't say I'm bootiful cuz Im not.... like look at my ugly ahh why is this even up here idk I'ma crash if u say I'm pretty (P.S. I DIED MY HAIR BLONDE OVER THE SUMMER SO YA) but anyways WUT R U STILL DOING HERE LOOKING AT MY PICS U WEIRDO

This is me on November 18 2025

HEHE

NOW

INTRODUCING

MY BESTIE IRL

IF UR MEAN TO HER WATCH UR LITTLE MOUTH

Here you go….

About Alayna: This is Alayna and I share an account with my irl friend Julia but she goes by JuJu =) and I talks in parenthesis-( ) so if you ever see those its me NOT her. Now I will introduce myself.

WE HAVENT STARTED READING YET BTW SO STAY

Hi i’m Alayna and as you know i’m Julia’s irl bsf i’ve known her since second grade and i’m hoping to keep our friendship till we oof, also im a biggie lol.

What you need to know about me -

Relationship status: Single and Lez

Height: 5’8

Weight: 180 LBS

DOB: 11/ 17/ 20**

Zodiac: Scorpio

Hobbies: Softball, Basketball, Building/Engineering, and Art

Personal life: I am part of a family of 7 and I have one pet

Signature emojis =) and :3

Also I'm a D1 rage baiter and a yappatron oh and did I mention a biggie

P.S. im an odd lil being so be sure you can handle me 😁

P.P.S. I have anger issues so yeah…

That’s all you need to know about me it was fun introducing myself =)

Nice to meet you,

Julia and Alayna

Also here are some pics of Alayna :3

DONT LEAVE YET

I HAVE ONE LAST THING TO TELL YOU

THEN GET AWAY FROM OUR BIO

WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR 5 YEARS IRL IF I DIDNT MENTION

(Now you may leave and never come back :3)