goldenbuzzer

Since ur on my page, i figured u wanted to know more abt me. here are some facts about me:

mY fAvOrItE gAmE iS aDoPt Me (even tho i got banned for a week cuz i scammed a stewpid little kid for his pet before quickly leaving the server and then my sister thought it would be a good idea to friend him and then join my new server so he would get time to confront and report me).

my fav sport is sumo wrestling cuz im a humungous kid with nothing better to do

Here is a pic of me:

(my career research class told me that my best career choice was sumo wrestling "based on my interests")

I have one pet and it's a dog. Here a picture of him:

He's really beautiful and he means the world to me just like any pet should

Before I got into sumo wrestling, I tried out soccer but got quickly unmotivated after my school soccer team beat me up because I often tripped over the ball, and mainly sat on the bench

This is my sumo wrestling buddy: @electrosaw. We train together on Mondays.

@electrosaw's birthday is coming up, and I'm trying to get him a gift. Tell me if this would be good (it's a cute little plush toy!):

You may think I have a life outside of chess and that I have no reason to be here, but here's why I decided to go to chess:

In 2nd grade, I was in the counselor's office, and we were talking about career choices, and I said I wanted to be a professional eater, so she told me that I didn't need any education for that, and that I would need to choose a real career. I went on and on interrupting her about the foods I liked, before she sent me to a therapist. The therapist said that I need to learn to survive without eating every five minutes. She offered to do an online school program because I "didn't really fit in with the other kids at school." My favorite food was cheese, so once I tried to go on this random site named cheese.com, but then it autocorrected to chess.com, but I didn't notice. As a food lover, I still thought the site was related to cheese, so I made an account, and that's why I'm here today. 

Right now I'm a NM as you can see, but I recently got FM. My club has little profiles of the players, but instead of writing "FM," they changed it to MF (because they're from a different country). They thought it was funny, so I'm confused. Someone tell me what a mf is

My favorite stores are Claires and Justice (I was thinking about getting my sumo wrestling partner some matching bff necklaces, but none of the necklaces fit me ).

Bye guys I hope you learned a lot abt me and I bet now u wanna be best friends with me