Pied Piper's Passed Pawns

Hello and Good Day, have you ever seen The Sicilian Kalashnikov Defense get inundated by a Provoking Perennial Pied Piper Passed Pawn Pounding, known as the Seven P's Performing Arts of the Chessboard Opening ? Well Join the Club and get dubbed in Sicilian Scrub. Come feel the hype of the Pied Pipe with Queenside Racing Stripes. Rise above the Chess Storm and stay warm as our opponents get warned,  of the Impending doom that soon looms from across the room, as we await our great fate at the winners gate with a golden state of mind.