My name is Thorsten Michael Haub, you'll find many hippopotamus games
of mine in big databases. Of course, I've lost some of them, but you
also loose with other openings. When I lost these games, it was me
who lost, not the opening. By the way - my idol was the German
FM Bernd Feustel (former German blitz champion). He celebrated this
opening at the beginning of the eighties and equally fought against
a lot of prejudice and jokes.
I've explained before how I play my hippopotamus against such
"terrifying" setups. The most pitiful of superficial "arguments" against
hippopotamus is that many players believe them.
But I will surely keep on playing the hippopotamus - against ALL setups!