So, to recap this ... no matter what's written in the post following this one, it won't be taken.
7th post decides my new username

"You can't change your username while you are logged in to Live Chess."
That's the error message I'm getting when trying to change it. Is that what it's called destiny???

You actually did it
Sure, I'll do anything when I'm drunk.
Years from now, when I'll have accumulated ten thousands of points on these forums and people will ruminate: `Geez, what a bizarre username!', I will refer them to this thread. Basically, you just made yourself immortal! Now I gotta take a nap~~~~

....and when you awake ?....have one for me !........
Yeah, I've been awake for a while now .... *harrumph*
Pirate_Lily! Yes, Pirate_Lily! Somehow, in my blurred mind this flashed up when I made the connections between your sported nationality, your current avatar and your displayed gender. But I bet it's already taken, like all good names seem to have.
Hey folks, I used to be known among these realms under the name 'TheBigDecline', but I closed my original account nearly a year ago ... so I invite everyone of the Chess.com community to come up with a new moniker for myself, since you can't just use the same handle twice.
Regardless of how it will turn out, I will change it to whatever will show up in the 7th post of this very thread, because I lack imagination and every variation of a name I wanted to choose was unfortunately already taken.
Keep it civil!!