best chess.com group ever

Join the global chess union.

We are looking for creative members like you with original ideas. Our group is going to be unique and special because of how original we are.

We won't play chess because that's too mainstream.

Basically, if you hate those stupid conformists, join now.

We're going to be the biggest and best groups on chess.com soon, so you better join quick otherwise you risk being called a poser.

Our enterprising spirit, outstanding ideas, maverick attitude, and confidence will rocket us to the top!

We're going to be the number one group and you're going to help!

That's right, number one! We won't be content with number two, and we sure as hell ain't settling for number three!

Hooray for the global chess union.

Who is that guy who runs his own chess association with events with the same name as uscf ones? Anyway, this reminds me of him.

EDIT: Stan Vaughan

Will it someday rule the world, as is prophesied?

o_o

This sounds lame. I just want to give into peer pressure and do what the cool kids do. If my culture and interests aren't directly handed to me on a plate by mainstream society, then they must be bad. The more people that do something, the better it is. Conformity is comfortable, and it certainly isn't hollow. End of story.

Conformists unite! I would start a rival conformist group, but I already joined the group on here with the highest population, so I should be set.

YEAH! I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN!

LETS PROMOTE SOME COMMUNISM WHILE WE'RE AT IT! YEAH! WE'RE ALL EQUAL! XD

Just a globe?  Too limited.  I'd be interested in a Universe group (I like hanging with aliens).

sftac

lol

You are looking for the off topic section of the forums sftac.

So ... this would be joining a group of non-joiners?

what is the longest about of conditional moves u have guessed? mine is 5 xD lol. Ofc some openings can go up to like 8-10 -.-

    " We won't play chess because it's to mainstream".....How does the group reach #1 ?

Been a while since I last saw an ad.