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26th June 2008, 09:38pm
#1
by killGoose
Puerto Rico
Member Since: Mar 2008
Member Points: 251

Have you noticed that next to the message box there is a warning that says that one should be nice....because abusive or inappropriate messaging "can lead to your account being suspended or removed?!!!!!!"


 

Does this mean that Erik can read all of our private messages? 

Holy crap, somebody better clear this up so that I can continue sending abusive and inappropriate messages.  

Ahhh!

 


26th June 2008, 09:45pm
#2
by Rael
Calgary Canada
Member Since: Sep 2007
Member Points: 5084

Aeppel, I'm sure Erik is a classy enough guy as that he doesn't deliberately go in and read messages just on a whim.

If you were going to get in trouble for sending me those x-rated messages, I'd have to REPORT you first.

 


26th June 2008, 09:46pm
#3
by killGoose
Puerto Rico
Member Since: Mar 2008
Member Points: 251

THEN WHAT ELSE DOES HE DO ALL DAY?

 


26th June 2008, 09:49pm
#4
by AWARDCHESS
Los Angeles United States
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 22629
You need encrypt you messages to your enemies! So, nobody will get any idea...
26th June 2008, 09:53pm
#5
by killGoose
Puerto Rico
Member Since: Mar 2008
Member Points: 251

WAIT SO THIS IS TRUE AND OUR MESSAGES ARE BEING MONITORED? WHAT'S THE CRITERIA????

How would I encrypt it? Instead of saying:

"Let us plot the attack against Erik and all of the chess.com staff and unite the global community in a socialist revolution of chess!"

Maybe I could say:

"The color of noon is in the redness of the ivory King. Two pawns in a chain are worth more than a watch tower."

Oooh, this is fun. Thanks.  


26th June 2008, 09:53pm
#6
by Rael
Calgary Canada
Member Since: Sep 2007
Member Points: 5084

Atwhay areway ouyay earingway?

 

/I put on my robe and wizard hat 


26th June 2008, 09:58pm
#7
by Jenubis
West Virginia United States
Member Since: Apr 2008
Member Points: 938
What are you wearing lol.
26th June 2008, 10:04pm
#8
by killGoose
Puerto Rico
Member Since: Mar 2008
Member Points: 251

 

ouryay omsmay undaysay ressday, rpveay.


fixd
26th June 2008, 10:05pm
#9
by AWARDCHESS
Los Angeles United States
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 22629
Shut up your message box! It's spying on your head...
26th June 2008, 10:11pm
#10
by killGoose
Puerto Rico
Member Since: Mar 2008
Member Points: 251
I'm already getting the aluminum foil and making thought protector hats. You people want one?
26th June 2008, 10:28pm
#11
by AWARDCHESS
Los Angeles United States
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 22629
Double it! It's Radiates...
26th June 2008, 10:30pm
#12
by Rael
Calgary Canada
Member Since: Sep 2007
Member Points: 5084
killGoose wrote:

 

ouryay omsmay undaysay ressday, rpveay.


fixd

 You know, if you're all worried about these messages getting intercepted, I'll have you know that Erik ONLY reads the messages which are in some way related to my mom. Way to draw his attention, A.


26th June 2008, 10:37pm
#13
by Alander97
Edmond, Oklahoma United States
Member Since: Aug 2007
Member Points: 235

Its not just ERIK,it could be the whole staff.But reading ther peoples messages is disrespectful,and violation of privacy.bull crap!

They have to report you.

                     -alexander


26th June 2008, 10:41pm
#14
by killGoose
Puerto Rico
Member Since: Mar 2008
Member Points: 251
Alander97 wrote:

Its not just ERIK,it could be the whole staff.But reading ther peoples messages is disrespectful,and violation of privacy.bull crap!

They have to report you.

                     -alexander


 Someone sounds a little more paranoid that I do. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE?


26th June 2008, 10:41pm
#15
by AWARDCHESS
Los Angeles United States
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 22629

Do not worry about the Staff, at all!..

I saw all of them at the Live Chess , where they hunting for china spammers, who used 2 pages of screen with Mandarin Language Spam.

So, the Staaaaff is too busy... to read your paranoid diary. 


26th June 2008, 10:42pm
#16
by Alander97
Edmond, Oklahoma United States
Member Since: Aug 2007
Member Points: 235
I used to spy on people in vote chess:o
26th June 2008, 10:45pm
#17
by Rael
Calgary Canada
Member Since: Sep 2007
Member Points: 5084

This is why I include site suggestions in the post script of all of my messages.

From: Rael
To: killGoose
Date: Jun 26, 2008 @ 9:24pm
Subject: Re: Your mom's dress

 

You're in my mom's Sunday dress?

... hawt.

~Rael

P.S. Hey Erik I was hoping that group admins could have the ability to edit the titles of threads in their respective groups. You see, I want to "tidy" up all of the submissions in the Poets and Writers group to reflect the author's name for purposes of easy navigation. 


26th June 2008, 10:48pm
#18
by killGoose
Puerto Rico
Member Since: Mar 2008
Member Points: 251
Alander97 wrote: I used to spy on people in vote chess:o

 By the way, I noticed Erik posted this on your profile:

"if you spy on the other team in vote chess you will be banned from chess.com :)"
by erik 2 months ago

It's the smile that kills : "  :)   "
FOR SHAME. Get one of my aluminum hat thingies for $10 and you will have no ban worries ever again!


26th June 2008, 10:50pm
#19
by Alander97
Edmond, Oklahoma United States
Member Since: Aug 2007
Member Points: 235
How?
26th June 2008, 10:52pm
#20
by killGoose
Puerto Rico
Member Since: Mar 2008
Member Points: 251

Since you are actually interested, public demand has raised the price to $200.

Message me your address, phone number, and social security
(in cryptic language as AWARDCHESS wisely suggested) and I'll send you the protective foil.


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