Some "vote chess" advice from England

So, I'm in a "vote chess" match and check out this message in the "team discussion" section the Super Admin sent me!  What is this all about, some "English Schoolboy Fetish" thing?  

As you mention respectful...have you ever listened to your captain? As being a member in this match...even me also need to respect his final call...no doubt.

I am very glad to chat with you now, did you said you want send me something important? I think you need to talk to me more, have you ever read our group description? Let me tells you again if you missed it:

'' Respect is what we earned....Love is what we give ''

This is our respect spirit...first thing you have to learn is know how to spelling Respect...then put it down your Jerky image be positive..i will never give up anything INCLUDING YOU...i hope you can change the way to speak please be polite and gentle...i have to admit and appreciated your chess skill...even tho you not agreed the moves but you can tells us in different tones...do you get me?

Now, i am going to unblock you i want you send me a message everyday if you can, tells me your thought or something you want to let me know,  but i hope all are positive stuff. Last thing i need to remind you that do not being naughty on my notes cos chess.com owner are my friend he also in my friends list, if he saw that even me cant safe you  beware of that....ok...sir?

.....or, was it written by this guy? 

Um.