200 Sign's you've played too much chess

(The meaning should follow from the first examples)

1. Asking a beautifull woman's number, your mind screams: QUEEN'S GAMBIT ACCEPTED

2. You're walking in a crowded market place against a stream of people thinking...'en passant... en passant... en passant'

3. You tell the people at starbucks your name is castle, when they call your name, you quickly switch places with a random person

funny....only 3 here,missing 197

That's where the contribution of other chess.com members comes in.

Captain obvious strikes again ;)

4. You start analyzing the position of your fruit loops.

5. You start wondering in church if the bishop will only move on the diagonal.

You close your eyes to pray and you see yourself playing your favorite opening

7. Having nightmares why you lost a winning position.

8. Watching ball games and hearing somebody shout, "defense", and immediately KID, QID, Sicilian, etc. comes to your mind.

9. Your friend calls you "mate" and you feel a shiver down your spine.

Bump with a new one:

10. in a perfume you see "CK" and you think, "oh, Caro-Kann fragrance!"

11. You always park on level E in a parking structure on spot nr 4 whenever it is possible, even if there's already a car parked there

Already a post wit 1000 signs that u play too much chess #.

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/1000-signs-that-you-play-chess-too-much