2001-3000 Worst Things To Do While Playing Chess
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2002. Try to make a cow speak Chinese even though it has a British accent.
2003. Watch YouTube
2004. Talking.
2005. Please be relevant, helpful & nice!
2006. Not being relevant, helpful & nice!
2007. hi
2009. Skip with a jump rope.
2010. Enter rage mode
2011. Don't enter into rage mode.
2012. Dont post post 75
2015. Realize that the worst things number is almost about to reach our year number.
2016. Trying to pour Worcestershire sauce all over the new forum topic while playing bullet chess and then having to clean your monitor while you realize that somewhere you went very wrong.
2017. Still counting with friends after all these years.
ChessSmart_82 wrote:
2012. Dont post post 75
2018. Dont notn't pre-post post 75 nor not use apostrophe's'.
drDuki2004 wrote:
2014. Try to burn computer
2019. Try to play chess.com game after you success burn computer
C-C-Coalback wrote:
2006. Not being relevant, helpful & nice!
2020. Being relevant, helpful & nice by agreeing to play blindfold chess even though you have Alzheimer's and cannot see out of your eyeglasses most of the time because you forgot to clean them ten years ago and are too lazy and relevant and helpful and nice and have 20-20 vision without your glasses on.
MorraMeister wrote:
polish your car.
I bet you $2.00 he's got some whiskey stashed back there somewhere. Call him up, now, and ask him, please!
2021. Accidentally getting your king stuck in the turducken while dancing the Disco-Duck and ducking from your opponent's turds. Stuck'in the turducken would definitely be suckin' especially if your opponent called you a big chicken and you called him a turkey back to his fowl-mouthed face.
2001. Set this forum topic.