New Bongcloud Opening?

You should try reading? 1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 is the bongcloud. Basically, White's king gets high and wanders around.

sounds crazy. would work in a one minute game though. i saw someone open with f3, then run their king to the queen side, IN FRONT of all the pawns, hid it on the queenside, and won a bunch. they played like 40 1 min games, and the dude who opened with f3 won almost all of them. 

thanks for the opening sequence

Seriously! Thank you LMFAO! "He will not take my bishop!"

Also of vital importance is the goal of getting the white king to the 8th row before being checkmated.

OMGoodness!!!!!!!!! How did you save the pawn? I have so much trouble doing that.

Sum very nice Bongclouds, dueds! Good to see Lenny's legend lives long!

For those who don't know the beauty of this classic opening, please download this manual :

http://www.chess.com/download/view/winning-with-the-bongcloud

And to verify the quality of the contents of the said manual:

Sources Consulted
How to Regress Your Chess by Silman
The Hallucinations Behind the Chess Openings by Reuben Fine
The Art of the Blunder in Chess by Vukovic
Play Losing Chess by Seirawan
Not My System by Nimzovich
The Really Complete Idiot's Guide to Chess by Wolff
How to Beat Your Dog at Chess by Chandler
Illogical Chess, Move By Move by Chernev
Chess Openings for White, Unexplained by Marv Albert and GM Unpronounceablevili
The Stoner's Mind by Silman
The Least Instructive Games of Chess Ever Played by Chernev
Chess Fundamentals: The Out-Takes by Capablanca
Recent Developments in the 9. Bb5 Bongcloud by Lenny

Be careful who you show your bongcloud to.

^ dafuq did I just analyze