Master_Kaina laughed a laugh that shook the very stars! Ok Captain, Kaina said, supply my fuel so that I may rule the multi-verse & bring balance to this chaos!
The never ending story
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..You are now firmly seated on the toilet, its cold porcelain embrace surrounding your cheeks, seeming to pull them in. Slow, deliberate breaths contrast sharply to your restlessly beating heart. Memories of that night in the hotel, when you couldn't poop, are flooding back. "Why? Why the hell did I eat that spicy curry again?", you scream. Something holds you back, bars its way between you and sweet pink relief...to be continued..
Done! Your flatulence is vital to the balance of the multi-verse. I will have my engineers design a special spacecraft to send you large amounts of beans. Warren agreed to fund it. The 3 of them rejoiced. But the monster was not amused...
Master_Kaina bellowed out laughter even greater than before at thestoneroses recollections of constipation! As he did a blast from his ass released a gas of cosmic dust which obliterated the monster, sending it to a null void, wiping it from existence! Harold & the people of the multi-verse rejoiced! However, unwittingly Kaina had supplied the new species of "Fart-Eaters" with an all-you-can-eat buffet! & now they called me their MASTER.
Meanwhile the monster Gm_andrewfeng kicked Harold into an erupting volcano and killed Harold. Harold's story ends there.
Reborn from the volcanic ashes like a Phoenix, "The never ending story" continues as Janeway, still funded by Warren, takes on the new monster whom calls himself Gm_andrewfeng!
Janeway and Kaina immediately went on a spy mission to find out about this new threat, Gm_andrewfeng. They discovered that he was limping from having injured his gigantic right toe when he kicked poor Harold. They made a strategy.
The captain whispered, "Kaina, let's rally together the new species of fart-eaters that you supplied with an all-you-can-eat buffet. They call you master, so you can lead them into battle. They are tiny compared to the monster, but are 100,000 strong. If you gas GM_andrewfeng to make him dizzy, the fine army can attack his sore toe and topple him. Then I will finish him off with my new photon torpedo!"
Master_Kaina rallied his minions as they set-off aboard Janeway's ship into battle vs the new monster! Unbeknown to the crew, however, the FE's had evolved the ability to combine & separate their body mass at will, functioning as individual cells yet as one organism!
The FE's were evolving rapidly and getting a glimmering sense that they might become the most powerful species in the multiverse...
Upon the "ivestment spies" reporting back to Warren; he pulls Janeway's funding in fear of what the FE's might become ...
Janeway & Kaina immediately travelled at warp speed back to Earth for an emergency meeting with Warren. They drew a diagram showing that the FE's need Kaina's gaseous food to survive-- Kaina needs Janeway's delivery of beans to survive-- Janeway needs Warren's funding to make the deliveries and Warren needs the large, expanding bean consumption to make large, ever increasing profits. "So", says Janeway, "the potentially most powerful species (FE's) needs us, making our side formidable!"
At that time, Adam Green barges into the meeting ... "All of you must cease & desist! I am with the U-F-P-G-E-P-A! There is far too much methane build-up & it is setting-off a chain reaction of unpredictable harm!"
"The who?" Warren asks.
"The United Federation of Planets Galactic Environmental Protection Agency!" replied Adam.
(LOL)
Green was irate with the renegade group. He wasn't interested in their work of restoring order to the Universe by defeating chaos-creating monsters. In the middle of his rant, his cell phone starting ringing...
"Hello? ... Oh ... I see ... I was afraid of something like this!" Adam hangs up his phone. "Just as I feared! A foreign race of <Anti-FE's> have spontaneously burst into our dimension in an attempt to rebalance the universe! As a result, they have inadvertently left a quantum-dimensional tear in the fabric of time-space!"
While they were all reeling from this shocking news, Janeway received a message on her Com-Link. Starfleet Command was reporting the same news to her and added that the monster GM_andrewfeng was among the first casualities. The monster they had been battling had disappeared completely from time & space.
"That's convenient in one sense, disastrous in the other!" exclaimed Kaina. So what are Starfleet's plans to mend this rift in the space-time continuum?" Kaina asks Janeway. "I already know my part ..." Master_Kaina sends his FE's into battle vs the Anti-FE's in hopes they will have a neutralizing effect on one another. "Hopefully with the FE's ability to combine their mass they should be able to nullify the threat of Anti-FE's & restore balance."
Adam Green was satisfied that the methane problem would be dealt with by Kaina's battle. Therefore, no charges were laid and he rushed off to assess the environmental impact of the T-S rift. Janeway replied to Kaina that Starfleet plans involved top-secret technology that they had been designing for years in case of such an event. Warren's eyes lit up. He was always looking for a cutting edge investment opportunity. The Captain was being summoned to HQ to be briefed. Warren asked her if he could accompany her...
Master_Kaina told her that the monster that was battling Harold was becoming very powerful and laughing louder. It was plotting to destroy him. We must join forces Capt., he said. That way I will live to eat lots of beans and you can get richer. She replied...