why you should not play the Sicilian

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3 years ago · Quote · #1
Chess321Chess

The Sicilian is a well known opening. However, it is a fatal blunder for black from move 1. Why you ask? Because of a fatal opening trap set by White.

And that is why the Sicilian Defense is refuted.

Fine print: Caution. The above mentioned opening trap should only be attempted with chess players with a sense of humor. Attempting to try out this opening in against a serious chess player or GM may get you in serious trouble. I do not take any responsibility of any injury caused from throwing chess pieces around. If you actually take this opening seriously, please consult your doctor. You may be suffering from extreme stupidity.
3 years ago · Quote · #2
Tatiana92

hehe, that made me laugh
3 years ago · Quote · #3
SchofieldKid

But who can forget the marvelous crap throwing ape attack for black?
3 years ago · Quote · #4
Chessismaths

lol. this is very funny nice work.
3 years ago · Quote · #5
antity

kudos 321 made me laugh a lot too
3 years ago · Quote · #6
loved

2 ... Kxd8 "forced" lol

I tried something like this once at my chess club but it was during the endgame when my bishop had gotten trapped. Unfortunately, my opponent required me to follow the standard chess rules and, consequently, I lost the game.
3 years ago · Quote · #7
Chess321Chess

Next up, the King's gambit.
3 years ago · Quote · #8
EdyEdd

:)) god this is so funny stuff !
3 years ago · Quote · #9
jjeffrey

Bravo Chess321 !! I have never laughed so hard on this site !!
3 years ago · Quote · #10
7thSense

LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
3 years ago · Quote · #11
FifthDimension

rotflmfao keep posting plz
3 years ago · Quote · #12
LAexpress12

how do u make illegal moves? i dont have the option to do so in my board editor.
3 years ago · Quote · #13
Math_MDay

After losing every game I play on here that was a welcome relief!!!
3 years ago · Quote · #14
Savage1707

=) =) =)
3 years ago · Quote · #15
Chess321Chess

If black tries to decline the King's gambit...
3 years ago · Quote · #16
TheHungiChief

LOL 'black was mated!'
3 years ago · Quote · #17
Chess321Chess

More e4 lines

One week later...

Black K: Hey! Where's the White king?!

White Q: He's out of town running some errands.

Black K: Phew. At last, I finally get a break. That nutcase has been doing... um.. you know... all week long.

White Q: I know what you mean. I have no idea why I married him in the first place.

Black K: Yeah... ok. We battle tomorrow.

The next day:
Black K: Good morning everyone. It's a wonderful day! If only we didn't have to battle that crazy White King. You know what I mean?

Black K: Um... hello?

Black K: Queenie?
Black K: Are you there????
Black K: Hahahahaah... nice joke... very funny... hahaha.. heheheh.. um... ha?!

Is anybody there???
Black K: Guys?!

*Black King turns on light*

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 years ago · Quote · #18
DrSpudnik

Maybe you should offer this advice to the people who post the "what game should I play?" question.
3 years ago · Quote · #19
Chess321Chess

Lol. These were just random jokes i thought up of. Hope you guys like them.
3 years ago · Quote · #20
SyafiqAzizi1

I couldn't stop laughing..Haha. Good joke