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  • 5 months ago · Quote · #181



  • 4 months ago · Quote · #182


    I was having lunch with Carlsen and we whiled away the time between courses with a friendly game on the checkered tablecloth using the condiment set as pieces. When we were twenty moves in Magnus smiled at me and said "You've lost a tempo". I stopped the game then and there and got the waiters to search the place, but never a sign of that tempo did I ever see again. Frown

  • 4 months ago · Quote · #183



  • 4 months ago · Quote · #184


    So there I was, working in the mines, with that Queen's Gambit player. He was so crazy. That guy liked blowing things open, with c4!

  • 4 months ago · Quote · #185


    Q: WhaTt do French Defence players, and Catholic altarboys have in common?

    A: They are both saddled with Bad Bishops!!

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