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  • 8 months ago · Quote · #181

    jetfighter13

    ^+1

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #182

    Gil-Gandel

    I was having lunch with Carlsen and we whiled away the time between courses with a friendly game on the checkered tablecloth using the condiment set as pieces. When we were twenty moves in Magnus smiled at me and said "You've lost a tempo". I stopped the game then and there and got the waiters to search the place, but never a sign of that tempo did I ever see again. Frown

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #183

    varelse1

    Sealed

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #184

    varelse1

    So there I was, working in the mines, with that Queen's Gambit player. He was so crazy. That guy liked blowing things open, with c4!

  • 7 months ago · Quote · #185

    varelse1

    Q: What do French Defence players, and Catholic altarboys have in common?

    A: They are both saddled with Bad Bishops!!

  • 2 months ago · Quote · #186

    A-J-S

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  • 2 months ago · Quote · #187

    A-J-S

    Here's a cringeworthy one:

    Q: What is Garry Kasparov's favorite TV show?

    A: Pawn Stars

    Let the groaning and sighing commence...

  • 2 months ago · Quote · #188

    madhacker

    varelse1 wrote:

    Q: WhaTt do French Defence players, and Catholic altarboys have in common?

    A: They are both saddled with Bad Bishops!!

    Laughing


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