http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGkcnUy3l-c : First sentence of this song!

cool song 

yeah i want to catch and school them too lol

Hmmm not to hard to read in between the lines here.

No space ship here for me. That way no way to get stranded and play the same people over and over again because we stuck in some time dimensional loop and never getting older. Do not want to meet some aliens and show them how to play the game and later get crushed as they play it for the first time and say easy game. Grrrr. Plus i am pretty sure no Internet connection under these situations which means no chess.com.

I am a Chess Addict and want to a living chess addict! I will not tempt anything.

for what reason do you play chess?

... That's because I like chess 

For what reason do you play chess?
One guy said i grew up next to Michael Jordan.

WHY DO I PLAY CHESS?-Chess is as much a mystery as our mind.It makes me happy-no matter whether I lose or win.

I don't want to be a party pooper, but traversing the event horizon would mean you're dead or as good as.

To have fun

I have almost forgotten why. It was originally an escape from a painful childhood but now I've been playing chess for so long it's just something i do.

fun and the mental image of my opponent crawling on the floor crying in the rare event that i get a vicory