IMPOSSIBLE TO DEFEAT ME!!!

Why is it, that people find it almost impossible to defeat me, in chess?..  Am I the best ever,in your eyes? 

It looks like 6, 167 people have had the pleasure of kicking your ass at chess.

Is smelling of Cheetos an advantage in OTB play?

LOL  I will play you any time -- 1-minute chess. And the only one impossible to defeat will be me. If I lose, I am expected to and will have given it my best shot. If I win, I post it on here :)

Checkmate.

What on EARTH happened HERE?! Wait. Let me guess: He cheated 

http://www.chess.com/livechess/game?id=780800507

Average bullet opponent 1206?

The last time I lost a game, it was because it fell out of a boat and into a river, when we went through a white water rapids.    Now mind you, I have given away a few games to the less fortunate on here, though!  

They see me trolling

They hatin'...

They CRAZY hatin' 

if this guy is not doing this on purpose we would have discovered the origin of a black hole. i admit it, i laughed sooo hard at some comments of his. hi5

patrollin', they tryin' to catch me postin' dirty!

Cheating huh, easy fizy, 1 min. Chess Blitz can Kill you

What the **** was the need to bump this thread?

Pretty much my theme song ever since I joined chess.com.

They see me trollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me postin dirty
Tryin to catch me postin dirty
Tryin to catch me postin dirty
Tryin to catch me postin dirty
Tryin to catch me postin dirty
MY CAPS LOCK SO LOUD
I'm swearin
They hopin that they gon catch me postin dirty
Tryin to catch me postin dirty
Tryin to catch me postin dirty
Tryin to catch me postin dirty
Tryin to catch me postin dirty

Them Mods think they see me lean,
Write in gray so it aint easy to be seen,
And when they see me post, all they see is clean,
And my words on the page on their computer screen.
Post on a new topic, they be like "hold up,
Weren't you that guy who carrys a pistola, and a full clip by yo PS controller?"
I'm just tryin' to have fun, don't wanna hurt yall babies,
But mods be patrollin and ya know they hate me.

They see me trollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me postin dirty
Tryin to catch me postin dirty
Tryin to catch me postin dirty
Tryin to catch me postin dirty
Tryin to catch me postin dirty
MY CAPS LOCK SO LOUD
I'm swearin
They hopin that they gon catch me postin dirty
Tryin to catch me postin dirty
Tryin to catch me postin dirty
Tryin to catch me postin dirty
Tryin to catch me postin dirty