techinicly speaking, if you teach a monkey to move the pieces in the correct fashion, there is a Miniscle chance the monkey will guess the right move and beat carlsen.
Ummm, you are mixing up the idea of an infinite number of monkey typing on a keyboard randomly producing a Shakespeare play with this topic. There is zero chance of a single trained monkey playing a serial progression of games against Carlsen winning a game, ever. The whole point of the monkeys typing Shakespeare argument is to show how incredibly large infinity actually is, not to say that monkeys can beat humans in any realistic scenario...not even with an "miniscule" chance.
Well note that zero chance and impossible don't mean the same thing. If I throw a dart, it will hit one spot of an infinite amount of possible spots, each of which has a zero chance of occurring (any other assignment of probability would be contradictory, for example saying 1 in a million or 1 in a billion would be a problem because there are more possibilities than a million or billion). Yet I have to hit one; one of those zero probabilities will in fact happen.
So it is what it is. A monkey could beat carlsen ten times in a row, but this possibility isn't a good way of depicting what our reality is like. But it's still a world in which a monkey "could" do this.
There is zero chance of a single trained monkey playing a serial progression of games against Carlsen winning a game, ever.
If you agree that for every game Carlsen will play, there exists a sequence of moves that can beat Carlsen.
And if you agree that a monkey, who will move randomly, has a chance to play any move.
Then you can't argue that it is impossible for the monkey to win even if they only play one game.
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I suppose though that the monkey can't move truly randomly. It will favor some types of moves and pieces over others. So I will agree a monkey has no chance.
This argument will similarly defeat monkeys on typewriters. Unless the monkeys are random, then they wont produce everything. E.g. the pattern 2,4,6,8... is infinite and does not itself include many different sets of infinite numbers. So I don't agree that noku's idea is inconsistent if it came from the typewriter idea.