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  • 30 hours ago · Quote · #3701

    PLAVIN79

    Get out of my way=your knocking over my chess pieciesSmile

  • 26 hours ago · Quote · #3702

    JayBo308

    'Put that board AWAY--the lawn needs mowing!'

    'But, Dear, I'm playing through this Fischer game and he's tying Spassky in the Najdorf.'

    'I'll tie YOUR Najdorf if ya don't pull that mower out th' shed and start cuttin' some grass!!

  • 24 hours ago · Quote · #3703

    December_TwentyNine

    JayBo308 wrote:

    'Put that board AWAY--the lawn needs mowing!'

    'But, Dear, I'm playing through this Fischer game and he's tying Spassky in the Najdorf.'

    'I'll tie YOUR Najdorf if ya don't pull that mower out th' shed and start cuttin' some grass!!

    NO. How about

  • 22 hours ago · Quote · #3704

    dragonair234

    chesspunk04 wrote:

    I've seen people playing with the board the wrong way round and when you tell them, they say it doesn't matter.

    *!

  • 22 hours ago · Quote · #3705

    December_TwentyNine

    JayBo308 wrote:

    'Put that board AWAY--the lawn needs mowing!'

    'But, Dear, I'm playing through this Fischer game and he's tying Spassky in the Najdorf.'

    'I'll tie YOUR Najdorf if ya don't pull that mower out th' shed and start cuttin' some grass!!

    Well, I'm busy right now, so you can tell your complaint to my secretary

  • 22 hours ago · Quote · #3706

    camberfoil

    Dafuq?

  • 13 hours ago · Quote · #3707

    December_TwentyNine

    Ikr?

  • 5 hours ago · Quote · #3708

    camberfoil

  • 5 minutes ago · Quote · #3709

    dragonair234

    camberfoil wrote:
     

    ^What we can't see in that pic is a chess board below and he's thinking about his next move!

  • 3 minutes ago · Quote · #3710

    camberfoil

    The reality is much more sad. The statue was modelled after a leged where this hero guy ends up killing his brother, and then dies the grisly death that befalls most Greek mythical heroes.


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