Username punishment

I have been found guilty of crimes against the community on Chess.com.

My convictions include:

• Asking stupid questions
• Posting lame and/or irrelevant carp
• Getting heavy with the verbal hoe hand

My sentance: "supply new members with 3 usernames cooler than mine"

"Inconceivable!" I said... but none the less here goes (the only rule they cannot be in use already: open http://www.chess.com/members/ in another tab you lazy con)

dubleatak

pinurmomma

pleasurepawn

If you too have been found guilty of crimes againt chess here is your chance for clemency or if you just thought of a better username a few moments too late; be magnanimous! Pay it forward

ok,ok one more ~knotanoob~

c.c really does frown on irrelevant carp.

Yes. I think hoe hands were allowed a few months back.

hoe hands are always allowed but "HEAVY" hoe hands... well that leads to peeveddouschspamming which we all know plagues forums across the globe

is crappe allowed? can i say crepe in here? "i like strawberry craps" "i keep my crepe tight" " i fish for crappie but only catch carp"

I sometimes wish I had used my old fantasy football team name, it would make a good user name.  "The Courtesy Flush".

Nice, right?

Fantasy football - who what where? Love that site. I'm doing okay.

hmm the relevance to chess escapes me, but it'd run it twice on sundays on pokerstars!

this forum is in off-topic...