the Queen, of course.
It's the only female in the chessboard cockfest.
I would like to hang out with the Pawns. Everyday guys, just wanting to do their jobs, survive the battle and make it home to Mrs Pawn.
And if things go well, make it to the other side of the battlefield, have a sex-change operation and get a crown.
I would like to hang out with the Pawns. Everyday guys, just wanting to do their jobs, survive the battle and make it home to Mrs Pawn.
And if things go well, make it to the other side of the battlefield, have a sex-change operation and get a crown.
LOL! Nicely played... but what prevents you from cross-dressing in the meantime?
The king. Although he will most likely be a self-absorbed, power-hungry, greedy, useless piece of plastic, I want to tell him off for being checkmated in so many of my games.
I would quite like to ask the knight how he can jump over the castle, and ask the castle (all right, rook) how it can lift its foundations and attack a bishop.
I would also like to ask the king how he can justify an absolute monarchy in this day and age, and so indifferently send the common pawns to their deaths so as to protect him.
Maybe I'd like to meet with a chess piece's therapist to get a general idea of what internal struggles they have to go through during a game.
I would want to meet the horse.
I want to know if there is an all amazon 32 piece chess set.
Maybe I'd like to meet with a chess piece's therapist to get a general idea of what internal struggles they have to go through during a game.
"I felt so used."
"Oh the pressure."
"But I don't want to protect the king. I don't even like the king."
etc
So you know, you have the chance to meet a human sized intelligent chess piece who can have a conversation with.
Which piece would you meet and why, and what would you say to it?