Which chess piece would you most like to meet?

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johnryan123

So you know, you have the chance to meet a human sized intelligent chess piece who can have a conversation with.

Which piece would you meet and why, and what would you say to it?

plutonia

the Queen, of course.

 

It's the only female in the chessboard cockfest.

PLAVIN81

I also say the Queen=She will help me to win each gameSmile

Rsava

I would like to hang out with the Pawns. Everyday guys, just wanting to do their jobs, survive the battle and make it home to Mrs Pawn.

And if things go well, make it to the other side of the battlefield, have a sex-change operation and get a crown.

Knightly_News

You're just trying to make my threads look good by comparison, aren't you?

Knightly_News
Rsava wrote:

I would like to hang out with the Pawns. Everyday guys, just wanting to do their jobs, survive the battle and make it home to Mrs Pawn.

And if things go well, make it to the other side of the battlefield, have a sex-change operation and get a crown.

LOL! Nicely played... but what prevents you from cross-dressing in the meantime?

gaereagdag

I would want to meet the horse.

chasm1995

The king.  Although he will most likely be a self-absorbed, power-hungry, greedy, useless piece of plastic, I want to tell him off for being checkmated in so many of my games.

johnryan123

I would quite like to ask the knight how he can jump over the castle, and ask the castle (all right, rook) how it can lift its foundations and attack a bishop.

floydie

I chose the bishop just because nobody picked him up yet. hehehe!

BeginnerInChessBlog

A knight whic jumps Over !!!

johnryan123

I would also like to ask the king how he can justify an absolute monarchy in this day and age, and so indifferently send the common pawns to their deaths so as to protect him.

Rsava

I, sir, believe it to be my highest honor to lay down my life for His Majesty, my King!

BhomasTrown

Maybe I'd like to meet with a chess piece's therapist to get a general idea of what internal struggles they have to go through during a game.

creepingdeath1974
linuxblue1 wrote:

I would want to meet the horse.

 

I want to know if there is an all amazon 32 piece chess set. 

BhomasTrown
BhomasTrown wrote:

Maybe I'd like to meet with a chess piece's therapist to get a general idea of what internal struggles they have to go through during a game.


"I felt so used."

"Oh the pressure."

"But I don't want to protect the king. I don't even like the king."

 

etc

VikingFanJP

LOL hilarious. I'd go for the Queen, because she can move the most and is married to the King. Wink

johnryan123

Anyone else with a burning desire to speak to a masterfully eloquent and articulate chess piece, find out his trials and tribulations? 

johnryan123
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johnryan123

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvL1cHXMds0