I kicked a snowman in an elevator because I'm only in it for the good times.

I smelled CHUCK NORRIS because big bird told me to and he's my leader ;(

I had lunch with a snowman in my car because I'm cool like that.

I  jumped on a troll in line at the bank because I'm cool like that.

Fun and funny!!!

Jellyfish, you have way too much time on your hands!! LOL

lol

XD Thanks. Actually found this on the interenet somewhere, so unfortunately I can't take the credit for it. 

Does it have a Copywrite sigh at the bottom of the website?

Nope. It was actually on a forum I was part of. 

I yelled at my science teacher in an elevator because I'm a winner and I do what I want.

ok

I licked my cell phone in a hole 'cause I am a WINNER and I do what I want....pretty much. XD lol

I smelled a noodle in my car because I felt like it.

I jumped in, because someone offered me 20 dollars