Once there was a magical bishop which could sneak like a Ninja! However, it was not quite like the other pieces. It possessed the Magical Hat! Unfortunately it lacked the intelligence to revert to Bishop-ish behaviours. It would always break into dance like a total idiot in every Japanese tournament. Sporadically he visited the tiny temple which all the other chess pieces often went to. However, misfortune struck home, and he returned crying about his misfortunes.
Then, suddenly, there was a big, astounding, flattening explosion that killed one thousand Grandmasters!!! Fortunatly, Kasparov, Magnus, and Fischer escaped. The reason that the explosion killed so many was because Elmo and Cher fastened TNT to spectators, but laughing clowns denied Elmo had ever done evil. Chess.com decided that everyone including Santa had warning for the trolling terrorists plague. Immediate compensation for atrocities were demanded; effective vaccinations being distributed freely.
Ultimately, the entire center of the galaxy was annihilated by idiots from Chesscube.com. They responded to the voice of Nakamura, and Seirawan without hesitation. Aliens nuked Jupiter with nukes. This killed every bishop within thirty lightyears of the vast statue. All policemen worshiped Jehovah Marmite, and butts like us.We could`nt stop being big butts!
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Once there was a magical bishop which could sneak like a Ninja! However, it was not quite like the other pieces. It possessed the Magical Hat! Unfortunately it lacked the intelligence to revert to Bishop-ish behaviours. It would always break into dance like a total idiot in every Japanese tournament. Sporadically he visited the tiny temple which all the other chess pieces often went to. However, misfortune struck home, and he returned crying about his misfortunes.
Then, suddenly, there was a big, astounding, flattening explosion that killed one thousand Grandmasters!!! Fortunatly, Kasparov, Magnus, and Fischer escaped. The reason that the explosion killed so many was because Elmo and Cher fastened TNT to spectators, but laughing clowns denied Elmo had ever done evil. Chess.com decided that everyone including Santa had warning for the trolling terrorists plague. Immediate compensation for atrocities were demanded; effective vaccinations being distributed freely.
Ultimately, the entire center of the galaxy was annihilated by idiots from Chesscube.com. They responded to the voice of Nakamura, and Seirawan without hesitation. Aliens nuked Jupiter with nukes. This killed every bishop within thirty lightyears of the vast statue. All policemen worshiped Jehovah Marmite, and butts like us.We could`nt stop being big butts!
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