My rating sucks. Should I blame it on the earthquake or Putin?
Not Crimea - Please, Don't Explain!
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I think Ivanchuck would have won the world championship if he had been adopted and raised by wolves as a baby, like Romulus and Remus.
Ivanchuk is in reality not raised by wolves. He was raised by researchers at the University of Stalingrad as one of the early Soviet studies to attempt teaching human sign language to apes. Although most apes that have been taught to communicate in this manner have lead lives full of tragic stories of neglect, abuse, and heartbreak, the shaved ape known as Ivanchuk managed to sky rocket to the top of the chess world.
Do you have a method for making your opponent drop a Q in bullet & can you recommend any Jeremy Rupert Bear books that will help me perfect it?
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I would also invite you to consider my less interesting bullet wins in which I won purely because my opponent dropped a queen. Of course this has only a minuscule bearing on actual chess talent, a fact which I will nonetheless vehemently dispute throughout the forum.
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