I believe there is (or was) a series of ads for ford in the UK in which animals are "attacked" by the cars when the try to touch them. one is a cat decapitated by the sunroof! How could Ford be that horrible! !¡!WARNING¡!¡: YOU MAY NOT WANT TO WATCH THEM, ESPECIALLY THE CAT ONE They are on youtube. Bird: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRAoC1aXd70 Cat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz-sC-vSIXk
Midnight2000 Aug 11, 2022
Got this in a chain mailing: FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY. FOR THOSE THAT DON'T, IT IS A TRUE STORY. The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door. Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.. The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough. Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door: TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS: (1) They live here. You don't. (2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture. (3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.. (4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly. Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they: (1) eat less, (2) don't ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train, (4) normally come when called, (5) never ask to drive the car, (6) don't smoke or drink, (7) don't want to wear your clothes, (8) don't have to buy the latest fashions, (9) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and (10) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children ...
Midnight2000 Aug 11, 2022
I KNOW 10 THINGS ABOUT YOU1. You are reading this2. You are human3. You can't say the letter "p" without separating your lips4. You just attempted to do it6. You are laughing at yourself7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5.8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.9. You laugh at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too10. Now copy and paste this to see who else falls for it too
Midnight2000 Aug 11, 2022
Hi the members of The Cats, Nothing work this group. I'm trying to apply for access rights so I can for launch matches against other teams.Now I need your support it.I look forward to your answers to this forumSincerely,Pekka Koski (peeuukoo)
Midnight2000 Jun 19, 2022
Hello all, you can post here your favorite song and favorite groups! Thanks!
Midnight2000 Jun 6, 2022
Hello, i have a funny vidéo of cats! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvo-g_JvURI!
Midnight2000 Jun 6, 2022
Hello, Someone want to be admin? thx
Midnight2000 Jun 6, 2022
My hobbies: Chess, Tennis, Read. What are your hobbies?
Midnight2000 Jun 6, 2022
I was thinking. about the group infomation when the public look on the page or when admins invite people, the infomation could be much better. How's this?.... Want to join the most poplular cat group? Play games and have fun? Then this is the group for you! Look at funny cat pictures or post cool things about cats. We love cats. Do you?
Midnight2000 Jun 6, 2022
Merry Christmas and Happy new year to all members!
Midnight2000 Jun 6, 2022
I wish you and your families a Merry Christmas, a wonderful New Year's Eveand a healthy, prosperous 2010! My cats (Bijou and Vicco) send you and your cats also a card
Midnight2000 Jun 6, 2022
From here you can access to all relevant info. Tournaments of The cat group- (Updated: 18/01/10) Team matches of The Cat group- (Updated: 18/01/10) Members of The Cat group (by rating) Forum of The Cat Group
Midnight2000 Jun 6, 2022
Hooray!! We are 100 members in this team!! Welcome to steelyng and all members!!
Midnight2000 Jun 6, 2022
I am just curious if anyone here ever had the feeling that one of their cats decide to hang around after they died. I had a cat that was hit by a couple of cars back in 1993. He died a couple of days later. A few days after his death my ex-wife and me began to here what sounded like his meow every now and then. We also notice that our other cat would often adviod certain areas at times and often would detour around and area of the floor like something was there. She would also at times stay away from a certain chair that our other cat like to lie in acting like something there was scaring her or suddenly jump out of it like she ws in terror and run to another part of the house to hide. When we moved to another apartment we notice she still behave the same way towards the chair. We picked up another cat to keep her company but soon the new cat was behaveing the same way towards the chair. One time they were both sleeping peacefully on it and suddenly both of them jumped up together in total terror and ran toeard the other side of the apartment, a patch of fur that matched the dead cat floated down on it (though it might have been from the new cat.) . We got rid a the chair a couple of days later and did notice that thir strange behavior stopped. Of course this could be expained as a bunch of chance reactions I still get the feeling that our cat to his time in leaving.
Midnight2000 Jun 6, 2022
Hello, here is a cat vidéos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3v-eZuoFg0&feature=player_embedded http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhpMYFu8Lu0&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvo-g_JvURI&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTasT5h0LEg
Midnight2000 Jun 6, 2022
Just found a nice quote from Mark Twain about cats:"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat. "
Midnight2000 May 28, 2022
So how many cats do you own at home. my family currently has 3
Midnight2000 May 28, 2022
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hso0MOKzRW4
Midnight2000 May 28, 2022
If you like cats, I have some pictures on my homepage, http://www.chess.com/members/view/Chessisfun9 Hope you like them, chessisfun9
Midnight2000 May 28, 2022
Greeting Everyone It's Christmas and new year time! On behalf of Cat group admin, we wish you all lots of love, fun and happinesssss! As we're a group of people from around the world, I hope I've coverd everyone, every language below. Afrikaans: Geseënde KersfeesAfrikander: Een Plesierige KerfeesAfrican/ Eritrean/ Tigrinja: Rehus-Beal-LedeatsAlbanian:Gezur KrislinjdenArabic: Milad MajidArgentine: Feliz NavidadArmenian: Shenoraavor Nor Dari yev Pari GaghandAzeri: Tezze Iliniz Yahsi OlsunBahasa Malaysia: Selamat Hari NatalBasque: Zorionak eta Urte Berri On!Bohemian: Vesele VanoceBrazilian: Feliz NatalBengali: Shubho borodinBreton: Nedeleg laouen na bloavezh matBulgarian: Tchestita Koleda; Tchestito Rojdestvo Hristovo Catalan: Bon Nadal i un Bon Any Nou!Chile: Feliz Navidad Chinese: (Cantonese) Gun Tso Sun Tan'Gung Haw SunChinese: (Mandarin) Kung His Hsin Nien bing Chu Shen Tan (Catonese) Gun Tso Sun Tan'Gung Haw SunChoctaw: Yukpa, Nitak Hollo ChitoColumbia: Feliz Navidad y Próspero Año NuevoCornish: Nadelik looan na looan blethen nowethCorsian: Pace e saluteCrazanian: Rot Yikji Dol La RooCree: Mitho Makosi KesikansiCroatian: Sretan BozicCzech: Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce a stastny Novy RokDanish: Glædelig JulDuri: Christmas-e- Shoma MobarakDutch: Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een Gelukkig Nieuwjaar! or Zalig KerstfeastEnglish: Merry ChristmasEskimo: (inupik) Jutdlime pivdluarit ukiortame pivdluaritlo!Esperanto: Gajan KristnaskonEstonian: Ruumsaid juulup|hiEthiopian: (Amharic) Melkin Yelidet BeaalEritfean/ Tigrinja: Rehus- Beal- Ledeats Faeroese: Gledhilig jol og eydnurikt nyggjar!Farsi: Cristmas-e-shoma mobarak bashadFinnish: Hyvaa jouluaFlemish: Zalig Kerstfeest en Gelukkig nieuw jaarFrench: Joyeux NoelFrisian: Noflike Krystdagen en in protte Lok en Seine yn it Nije Jier!Faeroese: Gledhilig jol og eydnurikt nyggjar! Fyrom: Sreken Bozhik Galician: Bo NadaGaelic: Nollaig chridheil agus Bliadhna mhath ùr! German: Froehliche WeihnachtenGreek: Kala Christouyenna! Greenlandic: Juullimi Pilluaritsi! German: Froehliche WeihnachtenHaiti: (Creole) Jwaye Nowel or to Jesus Edo Bri'cho o Rish D'Shato BrichtoHausa: Barka da Kirsimatikuma Barka da Sabuwar Shekara!Hawaiian: Mele KalikimakaHebrew: Mo'adim Lesimkha. Chena tovaHindi: Baradin ki shubh kamnaayeHausa: Barka da Kirsimatikuma Barka da Sabuwar Shekara!Hawaian: Mele Kalikimaka ame Hauoli Makahiki Hou!Hungarian: Kellemes Karacsonyi unnepeketIcelandic: Gledileg JolIndonesian: Selamat Hari NatalIraqi: Idah Saidan Wa Sanah JadidahIrish: Nollaig Shona Dhuit, or Nodlaig mhaith chugnatIroquois: Ojenyunyat Sungwiyadeson honungradon nagwutut. Ojenyunyat osrasay.Italian: Buone Feste NatalizieJapanese: Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu OmedetoJiberish: Mithag Crithagsigathmithags Bryant Kobian: Woof! Woof! howlllllllll Korean: Sung Tan Chuk Ha Lao: souksan van ChristmasLatin: Natale hilare et Annum Faustum!Latvian: Prieci'gus Ziemsve'tkus un Laimi'gu Jauno Gadu!Lausitzian:Wjesole hody a strowe nowe letoLettish: Priecigus ZiemassvetkusLithuanian: Linksmu KaleduLow Saxon: Heughliche Winachten un 'n moi NijaarMaltese: IL-Milied It-tajjebManx: Nollick ghennal as blein vie noaMaori: Meri KirihimeteMarathi: Shub Naya VarshNavajo: Merry KeshmishNorwegian: God Jul, or Gledelig JulOccitan: Pulit nadal e bona annadoPapiamento: Bon Pasco Papua New Guinea: Bikpela hamamas blong dispela Krismas na Nupela yia i go long yuPennsylvania German: En frehlicher Grischtdaag un en hallich Nei Yaahr!Peru: Feliz Navidad y un Venturoso Año NuevoPhilipines: Maligayan Pasko!Polish: Wesolych Swiat Bozego NarodzeniaPortuguese:Feliz NatalPushto: Christmas Aao Ne-way Kaal Mo Mobarak ShaRapa-Nui (Easter Island): Mata-Ki-Te-Rangi. Te-Pito-O-Te-HenuaRhetian: Bellas festas da nadal e bun onnRomanche: (sursilvan dialect): Legreivlas fiastas da Nadal e bien niev onn!Romanian: Craciun FericitRussian: Pozdrevlyayu s prazdnikom Rozhdestva is Novim GodomSami: Buorrit JuovllatSamoan: La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga FouSardinian: Bonu nadale e prosperu annu nouSerbian: Hristos se rodiSlovakian: Sretan Bozic or Vesele vianoceSamoan: La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga FouScots Gaelic: Nollaig chridheil huibhSerbian: Hristos se rodi.Singhalese: Subha nath thalak Vewa. Subha Aluth Awrudhak VewaSlovak: Vesele Vianoce. A stastlivy Novy RokSlovene: Vesele Bozicne Praznike Srecno Novo Leto or Vesel Bozic in srecno Novo letoSpanish: Feliz NavidadSwedish: God Jul and (Och) Ett Gott Nytt ÅrTagalog: Maligayamg Pasko. Masaganang Bagong TaonTami: Nathar Puthu Varuda ValthukkalTrukeese: (Micronesian) Neekiriisimas annim oo iyer seefe feyiyeech!Thai: Sawadee Pee Mai or souksan wan ChristmasTurkish: Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu OlsunUkrainian: Srozhdestvom Kristovym or Z RIZDVOM HRYSTOVYMUrdu: Naya Saal Mubarak HoVietnamese: Chuc Mung Giang SinhWelsh: Nadolig LlawenYoruba: E ku odun, e ku iye'dun! Yugoslavian: Cestitamo Bozic
Midnight2000 May 28, 2022