Tampatown727

Hi I'm Zachary Benjamin. I'm 14 years old and chess is (i guess you could say) my second sport. I play basketball mostly and I am Very good at it! I'm still trying to learn more about chess and find stronger ways to play. I haven't played chess in about a year so I'm still a little rusty. ~~~~A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!'' ~~~~I tried water polo but my horse drowned. ~~~~This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done . ~~VERY FUNNY :D~~ http://newslite.tv/2010/10/22/survey-reveals-top-50-funniest.html ~&~ http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/hlife.html ~ GOD BLESS YOU ALL! JESUS IS LORD! ~