Calling all swashbucklers! Come on, come all for a fun-filled, action-packed, no holds barred and no quarter given thematic tnmt featuring the KGA Cunningham Defense! Don't delay act today! Line up & sign up for this once in a lifetime opportunity to play a manly man's* opening instead of something dull, boring and stupid like the Cataleptic Opening or the French Defense Burned Out Variation. You'll be glad you did! And if you aren't glad you did, you can always go back to playing the groovy Guico Pianissimo and the ever fashionable Potzeriani Opening.
The King's Gambit was good enough for GMs like David Bronstein (pictured here), Bobby Fischer, NIgel Short, Hikaru Nakamura and Boris Spassky - so what are you waiting for?
* "Manly Man" includes courageous women players too, but I wasn't sure how else to put it
Whiners, crybabies, sore losers and cowardly poltroons need not apply! Offer void where prohibited by FIDE.
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